Bruno Mars

*Parody Account*

[Teen Quotes @QuotesVault]

Why do periods have to last an entire week? After an hour I know I’m not pregnant. Let's move on now please. This is unnecessary.

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Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.

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Right now someone you haven't met is out there wondering what it would be like to meet someone like you.

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

I like people who I can occasionally have really deep conversations with, and at the same time joke around with them.

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

People will always tell you what you did wrong, but will hesitate to compliment you for what you did right.

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

Live each day like it was your last. The past is gone and tomorrow isn't guaranteed.

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

Imperfection is individuality.

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

We used to be so close. What happened? What changed?

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

I don't have a type. If I like you, I like you.

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, then you won't have anything to smile about when you're old.

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

The only people you need in life are the ones who need you in theirs.

[Bruno Mars @ReaIBrunoMars]

There's nothing worse then meeting the right person at the wrong time.