Rea Listik

Reality’s unpaid intern. Here to ruin your productivity one post at a time. Cat mom, coffee addict, professional doomscroller 🐈 ☕️

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crazy that we're gonna get GTA 6 before the full Epstein files

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

NATO IS NEVER THERE WHEN WE NEED THEM. TRUMP WANTED TO STEAL GREENLAND, DID NATO HELP? NO! TRUMP WANTED TO WIPE OUT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION, DID NATO HELP? NO! TRUMP DECLARED WAR ON BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, DID NATO HELP? NO!

IF NATO DOESN'T PAY ITS SHARE FOR THE BALLROOM, IT'S OVER.

[Ali Abunimah @AliAbunimah]

He was a college student studying information systems who volunteered in the reserve. He probably had a bright future. He likely believed the pervasive lies Americans are fed from birth that joining the US military means "serving your country" and "defending freedom." What it really means is fighting barbaric imperialist wars and taking away life and freedom from others. The bitter truth that those who loved him won't have an easy time facing is that no ordinary American will be freer or safer for his loss. He died for "Israel" and for the Epstein vampire class — none of whose children have rushed to volunteer in Trump's war of murder and aggression.

[Former Republican 🇺🇸 @Sjacobs2020]

🚨 WHY MUSK SPENT $270M TO ELECT TRUMP🚨

Elon Musk faced the most extensive criminal and civil jeopardy of any individual in world history. Not even Pablo Escobar faced investigations in 12+ countries, by 11 federal agencies, spanning securities fraud, deaths, labor crimes, environmental destruction, AND sex trafficking—all simultaneously.

$270M to buy the presidency and escape justice was the bargain of the century.

Here's what he was running from on November 5, 2024:

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY:
• 11 federal agencies investigating
• 6 active CRIMINAL investigations
• 7 open subpoenas (including EPSTEIN)
• 35+ civil lawsuits
• 12+ countries investigating
• $2.37B in documented liability
• $21.8B in contracts AT RISK
• 80+ years potential prison time

ACTIVE CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS:

DOJ investigating Musk/Tesla for:
• Securities fraud (Autopilot lies) - 20 years
• Wire fraud (FSD claims) - 20 years
• Staged video fraud - 20 years
• Glass house fraud

BRAZIL investigating for:
• Obstruction of justice
• Criminal organization
• Incitement of crime

THE EPSTEIN SUBPOENA:

April 28, 2023: US Virgin Islands subpoenaed Musk in the EPSTEIN-JPMORGAN sex trafficking case

They wanted:
• All communications between Musk & Epstein
• All documents on Epstein's human trafficking
• All documents on fees paid to Epstein
• Epstein's role in Musk's finances

Musk AVOIDED SERVICE - had to be served through Tesla

Status on Nov 5, 2024: OPEN & UNANSWERED

OTHER OPEN SUBPOENAS:
• SEC: Twitter takeover fraud
• DOJ: Tesla Autopilot fraud (multiple)
• DOJ: SpaceX hiring discrimination
• Senate: Russia contacts probe

FEDERAL AGENCIES INVESTIGATING:

SEC: 4 separate investigations
DOJ: 4 criminal probes
NHTSA: Autopilot deaths (17+ killed, 35+ crashes)
FAA: SpaceX violations ($630K fine proposed)
NLRB: Illegal firings (20+ cases)
EEOC: Racial harassment
OSHA: Unsafe conditions
EPA, FTC, DoD: Multiple violations

SECURITY CLEARANCE DISASTER:
• Air Force REJECTED Musk's high-level clearance application
• Cited security risks
• 9 countries raised concerns about classified info access
• DoD opened 3 separate security investigations
• $10B+ in classified contracts at risk

INTERNATIONAL INVESTIGATIONS:

BRAZIL:
• 4 criminal investigations
• Platform BANNED (Aug 2024)
• Starlink finances FROZEN

EUROPEAN UNION:
• Digital Services Act violations
• Fines up to 6% of GLOBAL revenue

FRANCE: Criminal cyber harassment complaint

Plus: Australia, UK, India, 9+ other countries

CIVIL LAWSUITS (35+ active):
• 8 SpaceX employees: Sexual harassment + wrongful termination
• California: Racial harassment at Tesla
• Multiple families: Autopilot wrongful death (6+ cases)
• Delaware: $55B pay package VOIDED
• Twitter execs: $200M unpaid severance
• Ben Brody: $1M+ defamation
• Pennsylvania voters: Illegal $1M lottery

THE NUMBERS:

Criminal exposure: 80+ years potential prison
Federal fines: $500M - $1B
International fines: $200M - $500M
Civil settlements: $500M - $1B
Federal contracts at risk: $11.8B
Classified contracts at risk: $10B+

TOTAL EXPOSURE: $24+ BILLION

WHAT HAPPENED AFTER TRUMP WON:

Within weeks:
• DOJ dropped SpaceX case
• 17+ Inspectors General FIRED
• Agency heads investigating Musk REMOVED
• 40+ investigations went silent
• Musk given control of DOGE
• Musk now oversees agencies investigating him

THE PAYOFF:

Investment: $270M to elect Trump
Saved from fines: $2.37B minimum
Contracts protected: $21.8B
Prison time avoided: 80+ years
Return on investment: 8,900%+

THE BOTTOM LINE:

Musk's $270M wasn't a political donation. It was a SURVIVAL INVESTMENT to avoid:
• Federal prison
• $24B+ in losses
• Criminal prosecution in 4+ jurisdictions
• Loss of security clearances
• Destruction of his business empire

He bought the presidency to escape justice.

The person under investigation is now in charge of the investigators.

The person facing criminal charges now controls law enforcement funding.

This is the most extensive conflict of interest in American government history.

This isn't democracy. This is oligarchy.

Sources: Senate reports, court filings, DOJ documents, SEC filings, NYT/WSJ/CNN/CNBC reporting. Everything is documented and verifiable.

[Brent Terhune in St Louis 9.24-27 @BrentTerhune]

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

@DonAlt And there are still fuckwits who will tell you “but Harris would be worse” and cannot name any of her actual policies, and just vomit up a Fox News soundbite.

Truly fucking idiots!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

As 2026 rolls in & we approach the one-year anniversary of when Elon Musk did a full-on Nazi salute at a rally after Trump’s inauguration, let us remember he is the main reason why at least 600K people have died (2/3 were children) due to the gutting of USAID.
Fuck Elon Musk.

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

@HansMahncke This clip truly epitomizes the age of X stupidity, where the urge to fabricate and extend footage for views is now powerful enough to override basic ethics and empathy.

This version was extended using AI.

My deepest condolences to all families and friends of the victims.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

America is the only democracy with free speech protections so extreme they protect the right to lie for profit so long as your “product” is politics.

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

Receiving a Peace Prize via solo decision… freestyle governance.

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@cb_doge There are lies, damned lies, and Elon stats.

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@elonmusk Interesting how economic self-protection suddenly becomes “racism” depending on who does it.

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

@cb_doge Wrong. It’s an attack on hate speech.

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

Oxford picks rage bait like its culture, not the reason half the timeline needs blood-pressure meds.

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

@kirawontmiss How to become a high value woman?

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

Raccoon got more lit than your entire friend group last weekend.

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

Sending real estate bros to end wars.

Diplomacy now a flip-and-rent scheme.

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

@buffys Why?

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

Demolish homes for progress, tax breaks for yachts.

Housing crisis: solved.

[Rea Listik @ReaListik404]

Government: Pre-install this totally optional spy app on every phone.

Also Government when you delete it: