Milhouse

im sick of lobeim

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

do you got bones on your phone

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

linking my cum in an email

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

@caligulafied thanks tradwife!

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

i want to kill myself because beatiful women hate my smelly little penis

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

@strnglft really want old nokia phones back

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

they wont let you code at IBM unless you read Voltaire

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

got tricked into knuckle dunking at the park

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

you guys should have more kids if you hate immigrants except you cant cause the government you love stole your economic growth

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

smoking and vaping is for losers

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

my moms decor is like if miss frizzle threw up on cruella de ville

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

when i finish shitting theres always a group clapping for me

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

my penis has a boner

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

having two drinks and stabbing people over World War 1

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

crying because of giraffes

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

@setche382 i can be him

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

@BurnerDontask good job burner

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

*has a weird ugly misformed dick*
its just a penis, guys

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

my anus has been breached, were losing lots of good men

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

how you sit there thinking about your fucked up stupid life (me)

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

i know the truth about nipples and none of you want to hear it

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

@Brynsbeaver thanks beaverboy!

[Milhouse @ReachForTheScum]

my horny ass could not have sex