Morgan McCafferty

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@CatyRoche I would love dinner. But I can't reach the counters when I'm sitting down. #feedme #fucklegday

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Eat, drink and be merry; for tomorrow we diet. @CatyRoche 🍔

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@CARandDRIVER @Hyundai If it popped a giant arrow pointing at people who cut me off labeled 'asshole', I'll buy three.

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@CatyRoche Does this mean I have to stop finding ways to put bacon into everything?

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Darelle Revis, Lion tamer. #PatriotsNation

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@FlTNESS False. There is no such thing as spot fat loss. How to loose belly fat: diet and cardio.

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@LifeCheating Be with someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant. @CatyRoche u r my prime rib 😘

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The mother's very loud phone convo confirms suspicions.

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People are now arguing with the nurse; apparently they know more about how meds interact than him. They look like they are self taught.

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Some of the people you have to sit near in waiting rooms. No wonder the receptionist had her window locked shut #shouldhavebroughtheadphones

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I may not be a vegetarian, but all my food was. Thats gotta count for something.

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The #PretzelLoveSongs pretty much sums up my emotions while dieting.

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“@FactUP: Women who are stressed during pregnancy tend to give birth to shorter children.” @cjgmc I take it you were very relaxed then?

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Passenger Plane cruises at about 500mph. My car, at 75mph. Why does my car come with the better seat belts?

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@lap1086 Meow

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Another 2 hour drive home. #2MoreWeeks Can't pass fast enough.

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@hphood So I was making Lobster raviolis in cream sauce but cottage cheese came out of my heavy cream container. Step it up guys.

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Why no shout out for ricks baby?! Are you guys are slacking, or giving away spoilers? I can't decide. #TheTalkingDead

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@kprude Gargle salt water thru your nose. Works every time as long as you send a video of you trying to do it.

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In hospital room and already have identified exits and improvised defenses incase the #zombie flu outbreak is today. #IneedReadingMaterial