Matt Reactions

[Matt Reactions @ReactsMatt]

Tom Sawyer was actually based on the real life experiences of a man named Matthew James Osga. -Mark Twain

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When she says her parents are gone for the night.

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I wish Taylor would go to dances with me...#peasant 😒💔

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When bae says she's home alone.

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What's that I hear? It's my birthday today? Well happy fucking birthday to me. #ImAwesome

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"Life is one big dick being shoved up my ass all the time."

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My starter pack.

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When it's finally your turn to order chipotle.

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When people call me sarcastic, I tell them to.....

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"Kids must fear you in order to respect you"

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When Shelly says you're not in her top five favorite people

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When BAE is mad at you.

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*runs back to the Kia* "I HAVE A COLD SHIRTLESS BABY HERE"

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Preston, did your balls get cut off today?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THREW A FOOTBALL AT MY BABY

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"And I wasn't even drunk"

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Family picture!

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Pdiddle! 🚙🚗🚕🚛🚚