Liz Russell

Chicagoan ✶ Therapist ✶ Advocate/Ally ✶ she/her ✶ BLM ✶ I have a literal Bible degree and I'm not afraid to use it ✶

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When your husband is late to pick you up and this is the text you get

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And not a single headline reads, “Could he BE anymore dead?!”

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@jakeboyslim YES GOOD

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When I say "cartoon", what's the first cartoon that comes to mind? (This is helping me make decorations for a cartoon-themed party.)

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@joremmons YES. Thank you!

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Me: “I’ve never had so much football on my timeline”
Husband: “I’ve never had so much Taylor Swift on my ESPN”

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When everyone is wearing Halloween costumes, no one is wearing Halloween costumes.

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Loving everything about the incredible @selenagomez, Taylor’s bestie, talking about the idea of shedding labels while standing next to a giant golden snake in the latest episode of OMITB.

COINCIDENCE?! I think not.

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@Eric_Erins Absolutely agreed. That price could get them a lake view and a doorman. Now the question is, does living that close to Target and Dollar Tree make the price worth it? 😂😂

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When you’ve recently swapped some household responsibilities and also asked your husband to bring you a glass of water

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@theFamilyIsland C UH4L2V

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@robertloerzel THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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This is serious science. https://t.co/h0n5nTCEHu

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Settling is for parking spaces not significant others.

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Grabbing coffee this morning, a young man was in there with his father. The dad walked up to the counter and ordered a “bagel with all the sprinkles” the barista looked at the son, who smiled and said, “an everything bagel.”

What a delightfully wholesome moment.

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Hello there, just a quick note that Ms. M from Marvelous Mrs Maisel season 4 is also Michel’s mother in Gilmore Girls. She is completely booked.

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A Christian Harvest Festival store called Fall Things to Fall People

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@breakble_heaven Ope, time for a cry

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@sportswithjohn A wonderful video with so much good stuff and yet all I can think of as it wraps is,

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Someone send help, I had the audacity to make myself a salmon lunch and now I am being circled by land sharks which had previously convinced me they were cats.