Jacki King

I'm a comedy writer. Since the funniest thing in the world is what we do to get into each other's pants, I write rom-com (often erotic). Join me for the fun!!!

[Jacki King @ReadJackiKing]

I love you, Uncle George! @GeorgeTakei

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

lol

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@60Minutes Would that "future broadcast" coincide to AFTER you convince Prezzie Pussygrabber to give you Warner Bros? #AskingForAFriend

P.S. Merry Christmas to me.

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In the midst of #FinalsGradingHell, found the #MondayMotivation to do this (🖕you, @paramountplus #ParamountPlus #60Minutes):

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Yo' @paramountplus ...
Was keeping you just to the end of @StephenAtHome (which you idiotically canceled), but last night's @60Minutes stunt to please Prezzie Pussygrabber was the last straw.
#GetBent

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@WeAreSinclair

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@TheAuthorGuy LoL
Actually, I didn't have time for this rapture stuff. I'm on a book deadline. I know you know this pain. 😉

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#JustSayin #LiarInChief #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

In my expert opinion, she's excellent.

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FYI--thanks to my Tauren temper, I Googled alt "free" CS#. Turns out this was a super elaborate phishing scam.

Honestly, can't people find something productive to do with their time and contribute to society? 🖕

So sorry, @Verizon. ACTUAL CS Rep (Mitch) was fab!!!

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WTAF, @Verizon #Verizon
A fee just to SPEAK to a rep? Not everything can be fixed with your AI chabot BS.
Get bent. (And thanks for confirming my decision to drop you--too much competition with just as strong a signal and no fee to TALK to a rep)

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Whatcha know. Another week's gone by, and it still hasn't happened. @POTUS #LiarLiarPantsOnFire #PromisesMadePromisesBroken

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@alfranken

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@TheAuthorGuy Thanks, Wifey for keeping him out of prison. We need him here. 😉

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Still waiting.
@POTUS #LiarInChief #PromisesMadePromisesBroken

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@donwinslow One of the most amazing soundtracks ever.

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Another week. Another reminder. Still waiting.
@POTUS #LiarInChief #LiarLiarPantsOnFire
#PromisesMadePromisesBroken

[Jacki King @ReadJackiKing]

@TheAuthorGuy Sorry. The batteries in my calculator melted about halfway through.
#LiarInChief

[Jacki King @ReadJackiKing]

Dear @POTUS.
Please learn the difference between transgender and "transgenic."
Please learn the difference between transgender and "transcendental."
Please get to work on the campaign promise we care most about ( #MoronInChief #LiarInChief #LiarLiarPantsOnFire ):

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We're well past Day 1. We're well past Month 1.
Oh but, hey, the Kennedy Center is all sorted out, thank heavens.

#LiarLiarPantsOnFire #LiarInChief #POTUS

[Jacki King @ReadJackiKing]

Your Honor, I'd like to present Exhibit 792 as to why #ElonIsCreepy and why we choose the bear. #BearOrMan