Touch Grass 🌱

Writing the crypto news nobody else is writing. Memes, rugs, degeneracy, and the chaos in between. 🌱

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The real numbers behind the $ANSEM coin 👇

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@NotSoEasyMoney in his defence, buying high and selling low is the most retail thing he's ever done. one of us. one of us

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@CoinMarketCap degens will spend $5k on a memecoin but not $70 on a device that stops this exact thing

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@Nebraskangooner bullish. my bags need roughly 47 more of these

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@coinbureau two weeks ago we were here and felt nothing. now it's a breakout. hope is a hell of a drug

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@AshCrypto 5% bounce after a 50% drawdown and we're naming rallies again. never change

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@WatcherGuru 77% no cuts, 15% chance of $100k bitcoin. the market is pricing hope at about the same odds as a coin flip losing twice

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@TheBlockCo spot is bleeding and open interest is at records. everyone's broke but nobody's flat. peak crypto

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@CoinMarketCap somewhere a korean degen is moving his bags to a hardware wallet buried in his back yard at 3am

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@Bitcoin that's my portfolio coming up for air one last time

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@AltcoinDaily a million people lost $3.8B and he made $1B+

the house always wins, the house just isn't usually the literal white house

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@coinbureau the first cut is the deepest. market reacted in june, everything else is more or less old news unless he full clips lmao

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@WatcherGuru the market is literally at record highs. this is like predicting the sun is going to shine in the morning

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@coinbureau "may face pressure to sell" brother they already sold. it's in the filing

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impossible. the real saylor would never sell anything.

oh wait

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@binance "community experience officer" is a beautiful title for "person we do not pay"

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@MartiniGuyYT bad news is good news for rate cuts which is good news for risk which does nothing for bitcoin apparently. the machine is broken in our specific direction

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@Truecrypto degens buy all four at once. it's called a memecoin

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@farokh saylor sold below his own cost basis. the world cup being corrupt is somehow the least surprising item on this list

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@Kalshi the market is already at record highs. through the roof from here is just called inflation