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@sbairden @nholten40 @hkist @NoirBarEdin @RedDogTweets Shurrup need to copy the real one you modelled it on.

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@sbairden @hkist @NoirBarEdin @RedDogTweets Which expensive real salon gave it to you though? Give me a name quick. Need to find it fast when roads re-open I’m the woods

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@nholten40 @hkist @sbairden @NoirBarEdin @RedDogTweets Forget Mught remember when I’m on the gates of some asylum that was knocked down once. Or even twice. They always look so very real

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@sbairden @hkist @NoirBarEdin @RedDogTweets Never?

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@Bluebookballoon Always thought so. Real tension building sounds better. Like I’m the real world and Blue Planet is real too and not faked.? The real sounds of dolphins are fake not real though. That prog nearly gave me a real heart failure. So very real like Murder 24

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@Bluebookballoon If you say so. Personally it’s not real

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@Bluebookballoon Singing is not good I find. Good in real sound though if you can call cope with the neighbours

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@BeritnBooks Great idea. Share all

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😷😷😷 Quarantined With Stack 😷😷😷⁣
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Happy Easter! Who are you quarantined with? I have to say I am grateful every day that I am quarantined with my 17-year-old son who is my most easy-going child. My other kids at 17… https://t.co/kG797i6kFk

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@LittleToller Keep sharing. Such a sad tale that everyone has forgotten to read. Words are very spambotty and shiny if everyone just leaves them alone

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There might already be a list out there but I’m not sure I’ve seen one. And of course we love bookshops hugely but right now it’s hard for us to get books to them so we’re all on our own. Our distributers are closed and our only life line is via our website. Free P&P.

[Little Toller 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @LittleToller]

So lots of folk compiling wondrous lists of bookshops who are still up and running for online orders. My turn to start one for small presses like ours and my dads @LostDorset ( pictures are his office )
Shout out if your still sending out books. We all need help right now.

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@LittleToller @LostDorset The real ones are so much better than those found in real shiny skips full of any drops you can muster from the rain. No- one uses them any more. If you find any just fill with bollocks that no one needs.

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@Thelastword1962 The little feckers need to just stop tweeting before dawnie become sometimes dawnie needs her real fake beauty sleep! Her real skin needs to just breathe

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@Damian_Barr The nice young man looks very tasty in the pool though so don’t blame them. Everyone needs a pool to look like someone who needs a good washing

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Mrs Bloggs currently lives something very safe that she’s forgotten and imagined she’s still owning an old crusty one. It’s such a real shame but we just let her run it when she’s free one afternoon. The young things just need to use imagine sometimes

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@yearsofreading Not yet. Hoping to find it in some old testy book shop that needs some nice old skip from the skip box I’m the currently in charge of. It’s a worthy one. Big and shiny you might like or might not some live their own lives and have stopped liking spangly treats that used to be fun

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@PNovelistGale @NCornBookFest @Stitcher Will try some when I’m in the waiting room I’m an overworked NHX waiting room we’re they sell off any old bollocks for parrots. Kept trying to get the words of a pretty Patel soma but no-one believed me because she always looks like someone who sat in a stag wasp nest that fell