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[Haim Matharu @ReadyHaimFire]

A few weeks ago my apartment building decided to take away the only two ADA Parking spots. When I asked the property manager about it I was told it was going to be permanent as far as they knew. This isn't right. #washingtondc

@311DCgov @ODRDC

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@PardonMyTake @PardonMyTake does this clowning constitute a SOUPY sorrow for @hen_ease ?
@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @Billyhottakes @PMTsportsbiz

[Nathaniel Crow @NAcrowTE]

@PardonMyTake does this clowning constitute a SOUPY sorrow for @hen_ease ?
@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @Billyhottakes @PMTsportsbiz

[Haim Matharu @ReadyHaimFire]

@iamcardib @theestallion... Moist Ass Turkey... MAT. The Thanksgiving song no one asked for, but now exists #WAP #Thanksgiving

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@TheBozzBeeta I'll come thru and set em straight

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@TheBozzBeeta Still going?

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Airport restaurants should have UberEats or GrubHub. I mean there are already golf carts it's the only logical next step #melikeybigmikey

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I don't know why, but I feel more betrayed than I should be by @Microsoft that the default font isn't Times New Roman 12 point #bigmikeynolikey

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Whenever I get asked my greatest accomplishment, finding an open power outlet at an airport bar is easily the best #melikeybigmikey

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Smart phones are great, but they'll never give me the chance to stop that stupid text from sending to that one girl like my old flip phone

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If Netflix made a "@tomhanks" category, I would be set for life #melikeybigmikey

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The best part of being an adult is you can eat M&Ms for dinner and no one can say anything, the worst part is knowing you shouldn't #mlbm

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I'm gonna call my mixtape "Knowledge" So I can drop it on some kids #melikeybigmikey

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No matter how loud a city gets, The Salvation Army bells will always be heard right down to your guilty soul #melikeybigmikey

[Haim Matharu @ReadyHaimFire]

All I want in life is to be rich enough that I can wear a pair of Converses with a suit and no one calls me out for it #melikeybigmikey

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@DomMazzetti say no more, that's all I need to hear

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I don't know why, but I trust my pilot more when he has a mustache, there's just something about it that's reassuring #melikeybigmikey

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Whatever happened to those smiley face french fries things? #melikeybigmikey

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@AmandaRenee5 that's a dangerous game to play, trust me

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If I close my eyes when I watch a Tom Hanks movie it becomes a new adventure for Woody in Toy Story #melikeybigmikey