Tomato Tomato

Used to consider myself centred, then the right moved further over and somehow I'm left now.

[James Fell @BodyForWife]

Justin Trudeau is suddenly single so to all those guys with the “Fuck Trudeau” flags on your pickup trucks, this is your chance.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

On the island of Newfoundland, Canada, people saw a colossal iceberg approaching the mainland.

[Tomato Tomato @Ready_2Ramble]

stoked this is still relevant

[Tomato Tomato @Ready_2Ramble]

lol I just got access to an old laptop and forgot I made this.

[Tomato Tomato @Ready_2Ramble]

@TheBlueGem3 Don't forget Maxime's red pill blue pill posters lol

[Oranges 🇨🇦 @CoupedesPotats]

If you don't own a red plaid shirt, are you really even Canadian?

[Oranges 🇨🇦 @CoupedesPotats]

You only married me because you needed a +1 to your wedding.

[Oranges 🇨🇦 @CoupedesPotats]

You have a lovely home.

– thank you, it keeps me off the streets.

[Oranges 🇨🇦 @CoupedesPotats]

I hope whoever plans my funeral makes it a surprise party.

[Oranges 🇨🇦 @CoupedesPotats]

Me: Wow the characters are so lifelike! I don't even need the glasses to get the full 3D experience!

*Me at a stage play*

[Oranges 🇨🇦 @CoupedesPotats]

You only live once?

False.
You live every day

You only die once.

[Oranges 🇨🇦 @CoupedesPotats]

Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake?

Honestly where does it end with you people.

[Oranges 🇨🇦 @CoupedesPotats]

Hypotenuse: Bathroom on an airplane.

[Oranges 🇨🇦 @CoupedesPotats]

The irony in a construction companies website being "under construction."

Genius?

[Shadowy Cabal Enthusiast 🇺🇦 @TheChandlerDude]

@CNP_MacFarlane @CanadianFryman Exactly. It's a privilege to not qualify for this.

[Tomato Tomato @Ready_2Ramble]

@WeAreCanProud https://t.co/HtoFF9RVK4

[Tomato Tomato @Ready_2Ramble]

You know, as much as we hate conservative "activists" they're REALLY good at getting money out of stupid people and I find it kind of inspiring.

[Tomato Tomato @Ready_2Ramble]

@franco_nomics The amount of people that don't understand that their Premiere controls the majority of what happens in a province not the Feds is insane.

If something is affecting you at a government level, 90% of the time it will be your Prov. Premier, MP or mayor that's the problem.

[Tomato Tomato @Ready_2Ramble]

You know, as much as we hate conservative "activists" they're REALLY good at getting money out of stupid people and I find it kind of inspiring.

[Tomato Tomato @Ready_2Ramble]

@ABCanadaWest @WeAreCanProud I second the echo chamber comment. He only seems despised because you surround yourself with those people. It's also very much a "better the enemy you know" than the one you don't situation. Pierre's commentary is instigates hate and offers no solutions.

[Tomato Tomato @Ready_2Ramble]

@PeggieFitzpat17 @WeAreCanProud lol if this is the pool then the fact JT is that high means they're improving.