RealityCheck

Self appointed MAFS and Love Island expert

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Let’s be honest, this walking erection ain’t exactly Brad Pitt is he ?

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George - the albino wanker son of Superman and whatsherface from Game of Thrones.

Cant wait for this flute to get his comeuppance.

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Wow.

Aiden will be loving that Ellie has gone.

The slimey snidey little rat.

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Wtaf are you doing Ellie?

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This weird looking albino prick really thinks he’s something special, wandering round wearing his shorts like a nappy and trying to smoulder like the milky bar kid on the blue diamonds.

Fucking helmet.

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“So I’m fucking you off yeah….and you’re ok with that aren’t you. We’re on the same page now aren’t we? Yeah - and George is great, and fit. And you’re not yeah? Anyway - glad we’re on the same page and you’ve not said a word…..squealllll”

Just fuck off Robyn.

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He’s like a dog on heat.

He will try it on with anything with a pulse.

It’s giving major ick vibes

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Does Ope know that you can adjust the strap on the cap to make it bigger?

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Milky Bar Kid is going to dump the deaf lad just so he can cuddle up to the squealing scouse beg.

Awful.

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Imagine if your date did the caterpillar in a pub when a decent tune came on.

You wouldn’t say “oh my god he’s got the moves”, nope - you’d say “what the fuck is this wanker doing”.

Then leave. And never see them again.

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Lorenzo in the dance off.

Definitely not giving “promiscuous vibes”

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I used to go clubbing with a lad in the 90s called Simon, we called him “Slime-On” as he was always overly tactile with women. He thought any girl fancied him and was fucking embarrassing with his over familiar cringe desperation.

This is him in 2026

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Lola - please stop talking. I’m exhausted.

Thanks

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@sweettragich “Babe, new season is out. Why you stuck in the past?”

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@IAmSamJMartin @WeAreTheOverlap @GNev2 “Why we talking about the bombshell? He came in, he pulled some girls for a chat, he’s just doing his job”

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We all know that she’s sat at home watching Yasmin, Shakira and Toni get their own show…..and she’s absolutely fewmin.

Suck it up Mug, mean girls don’t get the prize, they get karma.

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@GraddGoneGlobal She was walking like that on the way up the drive too 🙃

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Robyn - stop squeaking and stop walking really weird.

Thanks.

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Mark my words, Robyn will try to get Sean up onto the terrace by the end of tomorrow.

Stop being such a beg for the love of shit.

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Aidan is - to put it politely - very tactile isn’t he?

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“You’re great Jasmine, and you’re giving me slag vibes.

Anyway, shall we go to the hideaway?”

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