Real_Agesa

Accountant|Data Analyst|Online Fitness Coach

[Christopher. @Chris_JNdonga]

In a heart beat.

There’s nothing I hate more than feeling like a nuisance to someone else.

[Denis ❁ @OneDeno254]

We ni mtu mkubwa turn on read pale Whatsapp sasa hakuna mtu atakuchapa ukilenga text.

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

Ukiwa rejected na mwanamke and you've been nice to them just take your L and move on

[sad @lonesfeels]

do you ever miss your own energy? like damn what happened to me

[Madam Irtus™ 📊👩🏾‍🌾|| Startup Advisory @TamaraPosibi]

There are the kinds of high quality problems I want to be seeing whenever I open Twitter.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

seeing someone use or wear a gift you gave him/her >>>>>>

[Rose 🌹 @RossyAdey]

I have never borrowed from loan apps, I don't borrow or beg from friends, I just live within my means, anything me or my parents cannot afford, I dey always commot eyes.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

I am an adult. I’m not ashamed of replying fast or double texting. I just want to talk to you.

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

this is manipulative btw

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

posing for photos has to be the most basic thing i'm actually terrible at

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

fuck a breakup, have you ever met someone you have amazing compatibility with but you know you could never date?

[Brian @_Briankorir]

Too much eggs have flooded the market, many people are selling eggs nowadays.
I have 35 trays kwa shop huku Ngong, selling at 380/- per tray but hazisongi kabisa.
If I reduce the price, keeping in mind the money used on feeds ni hasara tupu nitaenda at the end.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I always think men have an ulterior motive

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

The urge to “show off” to others as a validation for your growth will ruin you.

[Elon @mrceomusk49782]

Dating in 2025 is like: “Prove yourself while I heal from my ex. I can’t commit, but I’ll act like we’re together until you bring it up, then I’ll remind you I’m not emotionally available.”

[Real_Agesa @RealAgesa]

@polo_kimanii Ukiona cha mwenzio kikinyolewa paka yako shaving cream.