Al Bundy

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[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#thenihitthatdougie then I hurt my back so #thenihittheadvil and #thenihitthatcouch

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

Washed my jeans and found some money in the pocket #thenihitthatdougie

[devin hansome af @tmbimmoses]

I show rednecks the photo of obama #thenihitthatdougie on deyass

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#whoeverimarry will steal my soul

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#relationshipsendbecause your a whore

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#relationshipsendbecause the market is flooded with pussy we just a new shipment in today

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#relationshipsendbecause you got fat

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#closingarguments "what happened to all the sour patch parents?"

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#fatpeoplenightmares terrorist attack on thanksgiving have to cancel it to get to safety

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#fatpeoplenightmares elevator broken sign meeting on the second floor

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#fatpeoplenightmares a full plane and only one seat for both of their chins

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#fatpeoplenightmares trapped in a room with Richard simmons

[I'm Broke Bitch @SpeakThaReal]

#fatpeoplenightmares being locked in a room fulla mc nuggets with only one bbq sauce nooooooooooo

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#fatpeoplenightmares too many of them stuck on an elevator

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#fatpeoplenightmares salad day in the cafeteria

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

So how do you get signed to ymcb if your over 40? Petey Pablo

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#youdumbashell if you think size doesn't matter

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#for65milliondollars I'll do five years in jail

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#letsbereal if you have to ask a girl if your dick is big then your not going to like the answer

[Al Bundy @RealAlBundy]

#letsbereal most girls after high school turn into big cows .... Moooo