CJ “Kegmaster” Kirst

#RollTide Yes I play D3 lax | Guinness enthusiast

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Christmas stocking stuffers came early #YourWelcome

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I’ve never seen more delay of games in the #stanleycup final these guys are retarded

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If Sean McDonough calls Vegas “The VGK” one more time I’m going to blow my shit smooth off

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Welcome back to a new episode of What the fuck is PK Subban wearing

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Thank you Gene, please refamiliarize me

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@patrickharris_

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God I love watching Canada lose at the world juniors 🤣

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@patrickharris_ Hyvä Suomi, but have fun watching the gold medal game for the third year in a row

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This shit corny as fuck 🤣

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Canada was up to some pre-game shenanigans at centre ice with Czechia. 👀

#WorldJuniors

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Nuke Spike Lees house #RapeSpike #NBACupChampionship

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Shiiii I would too 🤣 #sherronemoore

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You guys ever have to piss at 3am and you’re half asleep so you just piss with your eyes closed pretending you’re a Jedi using the force to not miss? #LANK

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I haven’t figured out how yet, but the Jews are behind this fraudulent NFL broadcasting bs

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Is the #BroncosCountry punter hammered?

[Luis @1SlowGT]

Kalen DeBoer came in, “modernized” the locker room, had players talk about their “feelings” and brought that Pacific Coast Liberal mentality to Alabama and ruined the football program. He needs some MAGA boys in there and some from the trenches. Not no they/thems.

[CJ “Kegmaster” Kirst @RealAlHorford]

“Leave no trace”

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Nonbinary Yosemite biologist who hung a transgender pride flag from El Capitan has been fired.

35-year-old Dr Shannon Joslin was fired after she and 6 other climbers hung a 55-by-35-foot flag from El Capitan.

Joslin is now claiming to be a victim and is demanding that she get her "dream job" back.

"Last week, I was fired from my dream job as a permanent park ranger with the NPS for practicing my First Amendment right."

"In May, I hung a trans flag on El Capitan that celebrated my acceptance of my identity. I hung the flag in my free time, off-duty, as a private citizen."

"I want my rights, and I want my career back."

Yosemite's acting deputy superintendent Danika Globokar said Joslin "failed to demonstrate acceptable conduct" by displaying the flag.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Imagine doing doing a fat line and yelling at your secretary here while drinking on the job

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

Why is this controversial lmao

[Hugh Janus MBA @HughJanus1960]

Downloading a flight radar app might be a top 5 greatest decisions I’ve ever made

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“Yea I’ve been trying to stay away from the seed oils”

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@elonmusk you know any dead songs?