Alex Mercer

official parody account for Alex Mercer, professional terrorist.
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[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

I got my ass kicked I ain't posting that

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

Boutta fight Heller I'll post a video after

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

@jinchiten "Please don't shoot my son! He's not infected, he's autistic" and hearing multiple guns fire unironically made me laugh so hard I choked on my drink

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

I drove a car into a hospital

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

@NoogatDelight Why is Twitter showing me furry porn on my recommended shit

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

Fuck

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

No guys I swear I'm a nice and trustworthy guy please don't read that game stop poster

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

How do I make a funny tweet?

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

Get fucked

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@Destructo_Dan Cheating final bosses. Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat, Alex Mercer from Prototype 2, Nightmare Fredbear, and Nightmare from FNAF 4. I'm talkin' to y'all. 😠

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

Mom I'm 15 I can walk around the Walmart by myself now

[Alex Mercer @RealAlex_Mercer]

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