Security for the Knicks game is a disasterclass
Lines extend down 6 blocks with people saying it might take up to 2 hours to get in
Midtown Manhattan around MSG is frozen right now
BREAKING: Witnesses observe slight confusion after Greg Christopher goes for handshake with executive but receives fist bump instead. Immediately after, GC switched to a fist bump while Executive went for a handshake. Fortunately, chaos ended after both went for hug
Greg Christopher furious after reheating his coffee for the 3rd time today only to be pulled into another meeting that could have been solved in an email
Tonight will also feature the debut of the 7DX Cintas Center front row seats. Guests will feel like they are on the court. They will feel, smell and experience Sweat, blood, odors as if they have suited up for the game. The seats are also capable of giving fans floorburn
Tonight, Cintas Center will feature a ton of new amenities: Japanese toilets in every stall, Ushers capable of giving piggy backs to guests who need special assistance, and a new deep fried Twinkie Coney with powdered sugar, oreos, skyline chili, cheddar cheese, onion, & bacon
Also, BREAKING: At Meet and greet, Kenny Frease, Jordan Crawford and Mark Lyons will put on theatrical version of Butler Clock Catastrophe with wild twist ending you wont see coming
BREAKING: At tonights events, 10 lucky Xavier fans will be selected to play game against Xavier University players with special guest Bo Borowski as referee