Andy Baum

Im everything everywhere all at once.
Xavier fiction beat writer

[Andy Baum @RealAndyBaum]

Luckly New Yorkers are known for being extremely patient and polite.

[David Hernandez @davernandez]

Security for the Knicks game is a disasterclass

Lines extend down 6 blocks with people saying it might take up to 2 hours to get in

Midtown Manhattan around MSG is frozen right now

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Butler fan sees social standing collapse in group of friends after stating he listens to Good Bunny

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Indiana Jones disneyland employee bombarded with insults and profanities after measuring Mick Cronin's height

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Sources say Kenny Frease had terrible nightmare involving a dangerous water fountain gang seeking revenge

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In order to conserve space, Xavier University has approved a 250 story parking garage located directly next to Cintas Center

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Sources say the guy standing and looking up injured his neck during this Pic. Hoping for a swift recovery 🙏

[Asher Elson Apologist @bigxavierguy]

@TRECARR0LL “Asher should redshirt” mfs after seeing his 4 foot vertical

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Cintas Center court takes beating after hosting 2026 tap dancing competition last night

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Cintas Center AV team under scrutiny after installing 50K watt high powered floodlights to illuminate court.

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Butler Bulldog dog handler involved in verbal altercation with neighbor after dog pooped again on yard that had 4 signs stating it was a no poop zone

[Andy Baum @RealAndyBaum]

BREAKING: Witnesses observe slight confusion after Greg Christopher goes for handshake with executive but receives fist bump instead. Immediately after, GC switched to a fist bump while Executive went for a handshake. Fortunately, chaos ended after both went for hug

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As always, our staff will be inside the scoreboard giving you the real fake updates as it happens

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Greg Christopher furious after reheating his coffee for the 3rd time today only to be pulled into another meeting that could have been solved in an email

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Tonight will also feature the debut of the 7DX Cintas Center front row seats. Guests will feel like they are on the court. They will feel, smell and experience Sweat, blood, odors as if they have suited up for the game. The seats are also capable of giving fans floorburn

[Andy Baum @RealAndyBaum]

Tonight, Cintas Center will feature a ton of new amenities: Japanese toilets in every stall, Ushers capable of giving piggy backs to guests who need special assistance, and a new deep fried Twinkie Coney with powdered sugar, oreos, skyline chili, cheddar cheese, onion, & bacon

[Cpt. Phil T. Hillington Sr. @CapX34]

@JeromeFanClub @XavierMBB

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Also, BREAKING: At Meet and greet, Kenny Frease, Jordan Crawford and Mark Lyons will put on theatrical version of Butler Clock Catastrophe with wild twist ending you wont see coming

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BREAKING: At tonights events, 10 lucky Xavier fans will be selected to play game against Xavier University players with special guest Bo Borowski as referee

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Xavier AV team spends 5 hours undoing ethernet cord knot

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Richard Pitino provides schedule update. Reveals plans to eat at Sotto sometime next week

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Hearing Dominguez walked into Xavier locker room for first time yesterday and drilled a 50 foot crunched up paper shot into the corner garbage can

[Doctor Rock @DennisStew48080]

And we can’t wait!!