Patti LuPwn

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It’s five o’clock somewhere

[Patti LuPwn @RealAnneFrancis]

@trillestjgoody Open ended questions
“Are you flossing?” has a perceived “correct” answer
“How often do you floss?” comes across less accusatory/more information gathering
There’s not a perfect solution though 🤷‍♂️

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@peterrhague You’re doing the exact thing you’re complaining about

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@paularambles This is smart. You don’t want to forget toilet paper when you’re on a boat

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@gatercane

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Democratic election strategy post-mortem:

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The Internet is down so I can’t turn off my lights I hate the future

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The mileage I’ve gotten out of these photos

[delaney @danversguardian]

her character kinda changed history

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@gatercane Sounds terrible

[𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚎 🦊♦ @BrieFoxVT]

Starts with a P and everyone loves it! Can you take a guess? 👀

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About to eat 1200 calories of Taco Bell then go to a sex party

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@MrEricAngelo How are you making the same typo twice?

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@nicecopper @gatercane Kyle minogue

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@mattxiv Was it god you felt or just a key change?

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@derekboltxxx I can count the number of straight people I know in dc on my hands

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@roughdeer Just sit next to me when you’re watching

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Five years for a #NewProfilePic is probably long enough

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Green edition

[archie 🐻 @atmarcher]

biceptember...

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