Abbas Araghchi Parody

🇮🇷 Abbas Araghchi Parody
🔥 Geopolitics • Diplomacy
🌍 Middle East Affairs
⚠️ Satire | Not Affiliated

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BREAKING: ELON MUSK WARNS THAT IF IRAN USES A NUCLEAR WEAPON AGAINST ANY COUNTRY, INCLUDING AMERICA .

IT WILL BE THE EN....... view more

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🚨BREAKING:
Iran's Revolutionary Guard reveals a new missile city deep under a mountain, and the footage shows hundreds of missiles lined up… details ahead 🇮🇷

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BREAKING :

😂🇺🇸 Trump: Many people say I'm one of the greatest presidents in history!

🎤 Journalist: No one says that! 🤣...Show more

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🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING: Gadi Eisenkot and Netanyahu to run Israel's government together.

🇮🇱 Both have refused support from Arab parties And both will form the government together.

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🇺🇸🇮🇷 US President Donald Trump says the war with Iran is effectively over.

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BREAKING:

Iran arrests Trump in a swift operation and decides to hand him over to Al-Saadoun Police Station.

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BREAKING: ELON MUSK WARNS THAT IF IRAN USES A NUCLEAR WEAPON AGAINST ANY COUNTRY, INCLUDING AMERICA .

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Israeli soldier Alex Miller, 23, who killed kids in Gaza, committed suicide after sending his girlfriend a message saying, "This is my Iast day. I can't bear it anymore. The bodies are haunting me"

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🚨HOLY CRAP: Trump has ordered the military to take over public lands along the southern border

Raise your hand ✋️ if you agree with everything's Trump is doing to protect this country

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War Has Begun

We are carrying out an airstrike on US

Tonight will be US last night…See More

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🚨BREAKING :

🇺🇸TRUMP: "I don't understand oil price spike."

🇺🇸REPORTER: "You caused it."

🇺🇸TRUMP: "How?"

🇺🇸REPORTER: "You waged a war, Hormuz has been closed for 8 months, and you said you'd finish it in 48 hours."

🇺🇸TRUMP: "Get lost, fake news."

LMAOOO that reporter cooked him 😭

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🚨 RUSSIA RELEASED FOOTAGE OF THE MOST POWERFUL NUCLEAR EXPLOSION IN HISTORY!

In 2020, Russia declassified and released footage of the Soviet Union's massive Tsar Bomba nuclear test, conducted in October 1961.

The bomb had an explosive yield of approximately 50 megatons and was detonated at an altitude of around 4,000 meters above the Novaya Zemlya archipelago.

That was 65 years ago… Imagine the destructive power of nuclear weapons today! ☢️

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🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 MARCO RUBIO HAS SENT A MESSAGE TO ALL AMERICANS!

"WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION."

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🚨 BIG BREAKING 😨 🚨

Confirmed By Iran

Major General Amir Hatami is official Dea... View more

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This is what Islam did to America 25 years ago.

I’ll never understand how any American can vote for a Muslim politician.

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🚨 FIVE MISSILES REPORTEDLY STRIKE OIL REFINERIES IN JEDDAH! 🚀

Where were the air defense systems? How did five missiles manage to reach their targets so easily?

Serious questions are being raised about the effectiveness of Saudi Arabia’s air defenses. More developments expected.

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🚨 BIG BREAKING 😨 🚨

Confirmed By Iran

Major General Amir Hatami is official Dea... View more

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This is wild 🔥

JD Vance 🇺🇸: "We underestimated Iran and spent $30 billion on the war. As a result, we lost the election."

Obama 🇺🇸: "All this to stop a nuke that didn’t exist and to open a Strait that wasn’t closed. What a loser." 🔥

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🇮🇷 IRAN STRIKES BACK!

In retaliation for the reported joint coalition attack on Iran’s Qeshm Island, the Islamic Republic launched hypersonic missile strikes targeting several Israeli military bases, reportedly inflicting significant casualties.

AN EYE FOR AN EYE.

💪🚀🔥

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🚨BREAKING:

🧵Zelenskyy hit Putin’s oil five nights in a row, and Putin responded by slashing recruit signing bonuses from $39,000 to $8,000 overnight.

As refineries burned 155 miles from the Kremlin, Kazakhstan cut oil transit, and Moscow froze troop pay until January. 1/🧵