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2/2 .....and she is believed to be in possession of what police are calling a "long range rocket propelled grenade launcher". Residents of #socal are advised to take cover if they see a dark green 1967 Ford Mustang or any similar vehicle. #AmberHeard #AmberHeardlsALiar

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#BREAKING Police being led on a county spanning chase on the 5 freeway in southern california after actress Amber Heard fled the scene of a suspected routine DUI stop. Reportedly her vehicle is traveling "in excess of 130 mph"..... 1/2

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#BREAKING Atlanta Rapper Young Thug found DEAD in his cell. This news comes roughly 3 weeks after Thug, fellow Atlanta rapper Gunna, and several other members of Thug's record label were arrested on RICO charges connected to the murder of some ugly mf no one cares about.

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Report: Young Thug likely intentionally overdosed on common pain medicine Benadryl to prevent being forced to testify in the RICO case, which has now connected Thug, Gunna, and the label to the 9/11 attacks, The Persian Gulf War, and the Cambodian Genocide. #Updates coming soon.

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#BREAKING Russia declares war an the US after sending several shirtless assassins with massive abs into continental Europe and the US, nuclear action is expected.

#WWWIII #Putin #RussianUkrainianWar

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French president @emmanuelmacron fears 'worst is yet to come' from Putin after tense phone call

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#BREAKING US President Joe Biden engaged in Pre-Marital Hand Holding in 1962.

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Danger of Russian amphibious invasion of France is minimal, experts say.

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#BREAKING A Ukrainian solder has become known as the "Cock Blocker" after plugging the exhaust pipes of all of the vehicles in the Russian military convoy approaching Kyiv with T-Shirts calling Russian President Vladimir Putin's mother a "bad bishh"

#PutinWarCriminal #WWWIII

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#BREAKING A Ukrainian solder has become known as the "Cock Blocker" after plugging the exhaust pipes of all of the vehicles in the Russian military convoy approaching Kyiv with T-Shirts calling Russian President Vladimir Putin's mother a "bad bishh"

#PutinWarCriminal #WWWIII

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Russia expects Ukrainian officials to arrive in Belarus for the next round of talks on Thursday morning, when a ceasefire is set to be discussed.

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