Austin

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[Austin @RealAustinRubio]

@BoJackHorseman hope im not too late for the emmy party @BoJackHorseman

[️ @Emori]

What if she did this for me and that’s why she hasn’t needed to break no contact

[Axis @AxisRelay]

@bethbourdon I suspect you're no longer safe in your day to day life anymore, but I suppose that's predictable karma for actively making society a more dangerous place.

[manuel @manwelllb_]

asking friends to play games w me just to go on a losing streak

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Via / deltarune spoilers probably @ViciousVia77]

Playing chapter 7 and hearing alphys say “I can’t believe you brought nothing for your project, I’d accept half a dozen eggs at this point”

[Natalie @fentinatalie]

lobotomizing myself by willingly playing overwatch

[Natalie @fentinatalie]

demolished my friends uber rating by getting blackout drunk and yaking out the window

[Albert Niggemeyer v2 @AlbertNigs]

Some dude proposed to my ex 😭😭😭 #YouAreMarryingAWhore

[Color Spark @ClorSpak]

#deltarunespoilers #deltarunechapter5 i just made straight up bullshit

[majinkid @majinkid2099]

I'm not staying up until midnight to play chapter 5 ngl

[LevDaBoi @LevDaBoi1]

Ash would genuinely just shatter VGC because he'd just go like

"Pikachu, run around the protect and hit him in the back!"
And no amount of Wolfey videos are gonna prepare you for that trick

[⭐️LeeTime⭐️ @Linqwip]

"Look Jax, I know we don't get along but I have the smash ball right now"

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Have you seen that new show? It's on Zooble. It's literally on Gangle. It's on Pomni with ads. It's literally on Kinger. You can probably find it on Caine. Dude it's on Jax. It's a Ragatha original.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

nothing worse than searching for a gif and you see that corny white dude dressed like a founding father

[kidd @WeSatInTheCar]

Ready for the World Cup ⚽️

[Rubén Mendoza @starostamp]

My average opening hand with every zoro variant

[retrowen 👾 father of hammond @retro_wen]

Hanzo and the rest of his team stumbling across the final payload checkpoint