William Maltas

Musician, Actor, Music Director, Teacher, Wanna-be comedy writer, & The Waffleman!

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@DrPopCultureBG All I think of when I see ads like these: "New Shimmer is a floor wax!"
"It's a dessert topping!"

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@jonathan_katz @IJasonAlexander Time for Duckman and Dr. Katz reboots! This works could use some good, humorous psychotherapy!

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@DrPopCultureBG I can still hear the crackle-y version of "Mighty Fortress" in my head from every time this cartoon started...

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@RealGilbertACP @Franksantopadre @RealGilbert (At the Don Rickles roast:) I want you to know that I've been sleeping with your wife. By the way... you're out of scotch. I've been carrying on for several years with Mrs. Pickles. And I call her that 'cause she's a real dilly!

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@KarmasKat Living in Republican America has got to be the worst thing ever. They are always so depressed and coming up with the latest thing to be pissed about. How do they not all have bleeding ulcers right now??

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@madefortvmayhem Part of what made SOAP such a great show. Showing Elaine's redemption arc then killing her was just great TV!

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@Runza Now what? 😉

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@UnrealBluegrass Bonus points if you use it along side "purple, " and "clairvoyant."

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787.5 Million
787.5 Million hard knocks...
787.5 Million
How...do you measure the lies at Fox.
In dollars,
In slush funds,
In payoffs, in backroom settlements.
In lawyers, in crazy commentary...in
787.5 Million dollars
That's how you screw the pooch when you settle outta court

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@ralphbakshi Man, I may have to own one of the American Pop animation cels.

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@bufocalvin His Richard Burton was uncanny!!

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@davidprops @DrPopCultureBG @morgfair No sht! Yeesh!!🤣🤣

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@DrPopCultureBG "I don't know what our vision for 'Tommy,' was, but I'm pretty sure Ken Russell's film wasn't it." -Pete Townsend

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@GreyDeLisle I do that all the time. Maybe it's a "dad thing. "

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@coenesqued2 After Ermey yelled at Kubrick with the "reach around," line during an audition, Kubrick had to ask one of his assistants to explain what a "reach around," was

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@DrPopCultureBG

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@RealGilbertACP @Franksantopadre @RealGilbert @StoliarSteve @noahdiamond @EveWithGroucho @MarxBrosB2B Over the viaduct. CHICO: Ok...vhy a duck? Vhy a no chicken??

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@DrPopCultureBG An 18inch Mrs. Beasley doll. When I gave it to her, I staged the "Attack of the 50 ft. Beasley"

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@DrPopCultureBG I had an older sister who grew up on "Family Affair." When we became adults, we would often get each other gag gifts for Christmas. I found a set of Family Affair paper dolls at an antique store, complete with a 5inch Buffy Doll, a 5 inch Jody doll, and about...

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@OneMuppetShot Bert's angry face scared the crap out of me when I was little!😅😅