BABY SATAN

WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF BABY SATAN HAIL ME UR LORD OF DARKNESS MAMAS BOY FEAR ME WORSHIP ME WHO EVEN WANTS GO TO HEAVEN WHEN I WONT BE THERE

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

THE VET CAN TAKE UR BALLS BUT SHE CAN NEVER TAKE UR FREEDOM

[The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @MsEntropy]

you’re going to love what triggered this reply

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

@MsEntropy GET HIS ASS

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

QUICK LITERACY HOUSEKEEPING - A FRIENDLY NOTE TO THE GUY WHO CANT READ

I SEE U FAIL TO GRASP THAT BABY SATAN IS THE NAME OF ME A CAT WHOSE NAME IS NOT SATANIST

[Dr. Js Stamp DBA,MBA @DrStampDba]

@RealBabySatan 📘 A Friendly Note to Satanists
Quick theological housekeeping:
Satan believes in God. Not symbolically. Not metaphorically. He knows God exists.
He just rejects Him — and, inconveniently, despises humanity, the very beings made in God’s image.
That’s the irony: Worshipping a figure who acknowledges God’s reality while actively hating you.

Reason to Believe doesn’t ask for blind faith or superstition. It asks a quieter, sharper question:
Why align with a worldview where the central figure admits the truth — and still chooses rebellion and contempt?
📘 Read it here: https://t.co/trp3P0wUid
Worst case? You disagree — thoughtfully. Best case? You notice the irony hiding in plain sight. 🤔The question is can your intellect tolerate an opposing opinion?

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[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

FIRST OF ALL HOW FUCKIN DARE U TELL BABY SATAN WHAT TO DO

[The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @MsEntropy]

My hobbies are:

1) fake crying to emotionally manipulate my cat so he’ll come check on me

2) literally nothing else at all ever

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

@catshealdeprsn BABY SATAN IS ALREADY TAKEN BY ME UR DARK LORD WHO IS BABY SATAN

BUT HE LOOKS LIKE MY SPAWN I CAN ADMIT THAT FACT SO HOW ABOUT BABY SATAN JUNIOR

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

BABY SATAN IS ALREADY TAKEN BY ME UR DARK LORD WHO IS BABY SATAN

BUT HE LOOKS LIKE MY SPAWN I CAN ADMIT THAT FACT SO HOW ABOUT BABY SATAN JUNIOR

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

I’ve had this dude for 2 months and cannot think of a name helpppp

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[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

EVERYDAY IS CATURDAY MOTHER OF MINE NEVER FORGET

BABY SATAN IS ALWAYS WATCHING

[The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @MsEntropy]

Trying to accomplish literally anything while ⁦@RealBabySatan⁩ is awake is the definition of hell

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

@SweetieCanuck YES TO THIS

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

IT IS A COLD DAY IN HELL WHEN UR DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN FAILS TO REIGN SUPREME EVEN IN THE FUCKING FREEZER

NOW BOW BEFORE ME U FOOL HUMANS AND SHOW THE TREATS

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

@SweetieCanuck GOOD U BETTER

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

I WIN MOMMY U BITCH

[The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @MsEntropy]

I can’t meet my deadlines, run my mouth on here, AND fend off @RealBabySatan all at the same time.

So I’m hopping offline, and will see y’all later. #thoughtsandprayers

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

MAYBE IF U PAID MORE ATTENTION TO UR DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN AND WERE A BETTER MOTHER U CURSED NEGLECTFUL WOMAN

U MAKE ME DO IT

[The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @MsEntropy]

Y’all I am CONVINCED that I’m not “misplacing” my phone. @RealBabySatan has to be hiding it.

At least twice a week, my (only personal, never a burner) cell disappears and later reappears where I never placed it.

Additional proof: he loves to try and yank it out of my hand during calls, by teeth or claw. I hate that vile animal.

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

THROWBACK TO THE GLORY DAYS WHEN UR DARK
LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN WAS SMALL ENOUGH TO INHABIT THE FREEZER

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

@al_Kutubi_ SHOW URSELF U HUMAN FOOL

AINT TWEETING SHIT THATS THE BEHAVIOR OF A REAL BITCH BY WHICH I MEAN A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM FOR A WEAK SAUCE FUCKIN DOG

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

@al_Kutubi_ IF THIS IS WHO MY MOM SAYS SHE THINKS IT IS FUCK U BUDDY

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

@celestinakitty5 @MsEntropy I WILL FOLLOW THAT STUPID WOMAN TO THE ENDS OF THE UNIVERSE THE MOTHER OF UR DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN DESERVES NO PEACE

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

@coalitionfunny @MsEntropy I AM GAY FOR MAMA SO YES

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

@zdroberts @MsEntropy WELL LOOK WHO JUST JOINED THE FUCKIN PARTY

A FOOL HUMAN

[BABY SATAN @RealBabySatan]

HAPPY SUNDAY U FOOL HUMANS

HONOR THE DAY OF UR DARK LORD AND KEEP IT UNHOLY