QUICK LITERACY HOUSEKEEPING - A FRIENDLY NOTE TO THE GUY WHO CANT READ
I SEE U FAIL TO GRASP THAT BABY SATAN IS THE NAME OF ME A CAT WHOSE NAME IS NOT SATANIST
@RealBabySatan 📘 A Friendly Note to Satanists
Quick theological housekeeping:
Satan believes in God. Not symbolically. Not metaphorically. He knows God exists.
He just rejects Him — and, inconveniently, despises humanity, the very beings made in God’s image.
That’s the irony: Worshipping a figure who acknowledges God’s reality while actively hating you.
Reason to Believe doesn’t ask for blind faith or superstition. It asks a quieter, sharper question:
Why align with a worldview where the central figure admits the truth — and still chooses rebellion and contempt?
📘 Read it here: https://t.co/trp3P0wUid
Worst case? You disagree — thoughtfully. Best case? You notice the irony hiding in plain sight. 🤔The question is can your intellect tolerate an opposing opinion?
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@catshealdeprsn BABY SATAN IS ALREADY TAKEN BY ME UR DARK LORD WHO IS BABY SATAN
BUT HE LOOKS LIKE MY SPAWN I CAN ADMIT THAT FACT SO HOW ABOUT BABY SATAN JUNIOR
IT IS A COLD DAY IN HELL WHEN UR DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN FAILS TO REIGN SUPREME EVEN IN THE FUCKING FREEZER
NOW BOW BEFORE ME U FOOL HUMANS AND SHOW THE TREATS
I can’t meet my deadlines, run my mouth on here, AND fend off @RealBabySatan all at the same time.
So I’m hopping offline, and will see y’all later. #thoughtsandprayers
Y’all I am CONVINCED that I’m not “misplacing” my phone. @RealBabySatan has to be hiding it.
At least twice a week, my (only personal, never a burner) cell disappears and later reappears where I never placed it.
Additional proof: he loves to try and yank it out of my hand during calls, by teeth or claw. I hate that vile animal.
@al_Kutubi_ SHOW URSELF U HUMAN FOOL
AINT TWEETING SHIT THATS THE BEHAVIOR OF A REAL BITCH BY WHICH I MEAN A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM FOR A WEAK SAUCE FUCKIN DOG
@celestinakitty5 @MsEntropy I WILL FOLLOW THAT STUPID WOMAN TO THE ENDS OF THE UNIVERSE THE MOTHER OF UR DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN DESERVES NO PEACE