BlandsfordBarnburner

Official Twitter of the Blandsford Barnburners, the #1 wiffleball team in the nation.

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@NWLATournament @Ryan_Voges #9 is retired. @potomacwiffle is dead. And I’m sure @wiffleinsemi still blows.

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Haven’t tweeted in awhile. Work from home recap:

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@JakeTomko

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@NWLATournament

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@NWLATournament @potomacwiffle @NDBaseball To be specific, he threw 30 mph, had a 6.26 ERA, grew a beard, and moved to Costa Rica. @chrisgallaway always made for a better owner than a manager or GM 💁‍♂️

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Looks like @KeithOlbermann is at Nats Park. Will @chrisgallaway defend @potomacwiffle honor or will he totally bitch out like usual?

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Might be time to dig up the old “Six Innings With” articles and start narrowing down suspects @potomacwiffle https://t.co/39ifu4cLl4

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BREAKING: Body Found in Potomac River Off Gravelly Point
https://t.co/cExCWqQelY

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@NWLATournament which teams are already drinking? Trying to figure out who to root for

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@NWLATournament This box score will probably keep @wiffleinsemi up all night https://t.co/er9hyIVvW9

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@TwoWiffleDudes @HRLTwinCities @Griffleball @theGAWL @HuntingtonWiffs @IndySSWiffle @potomacwiffle @MeqWiffleBall @BrewCityWiffle good Shannon confirms the rumors

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But seriously, many thanks for hosting and good luck in Morenci - the soon-to-be Weed Capital of Michigan ™️

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To @IndySSWiffle...about all the those beanballs...I have a confession to make.

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@TheNastyBoysPWL @chrisgallaway

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This actually makes me miss @chrisgallaway managing. Would've never allowed Filides near the playing the field https://t.co/SYYK9WVPjO

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Field 1 5:00 PM Final

@HuntingtonWiffs 25
@potomacwiffle 4

WP: Ray
LP: Hill
HR: Zuspan (3), B. Clark (3), Roush (3), Ray, Hesson (2), Shannon, Hill

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Today's two early L's makes that 8 @NWLATournament losses in a row for @potomacwiffle. Let's check in on the good Shannon...

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@NWLATournament @IndySSWiffle @potomacwiffle

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@NWLATournament @potomacwiffle @Griffleball

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Inside info - the good Shannon has pitched exactly *one* game since 2016. He's made no attempts to practice either, saying, "the only people who practice are the ones who suck. Dogs stay dogs."

Takeaway: not a chance PWL qualifies https://t.co/zfDHsDsUPJ

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