The Official Beam Reaper

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[The Official Beam Reaper @RealBeamReaper]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

The Kings being asked in 2023 why they traded Haliburton

[Hen Simmons @KeeGlockMurray]

I’m glad Outlook is down. Vivek can’t email Scott Perry bad ideas for a few hours

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@BSTeGz To XBox? With that goofy controller? /bait

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@thatl0calguy Doing Gods work

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@BSTeGz TIL I don’t know what titties look like o_O

[The Official Beam Reaper @RealBeamReaper]

@NostalgiaFolder My happiness

[The Official Beam Reaper @RealBeamReaper]

Absolutely insane how @ChuckPaganoNFL assumes #Peter would even WANT to go to his house… @PatMcAfeeShow

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@Lemonfighter_ Obvious Sabonis replacement

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Mason Plumlee yall… what the actual fuck are we doing over here?

#NBA #KINGS #Sactown #ExistenceIsPain

[The Official Beam Reaper @RealBeamReaper]

@BSTeGz Why did nobody fkn warn me 25 lbs ago?????

[The Beam @SacBeam]

I've been using Twitter for 22 years, and I'm only just discovering that not drafting Luka Doncic, Damian Lillard, Klay Thompson, Kawhi Leonard, Stephen Curry, or Giannis Antetokounmpo, will create absolute heartbreak for a city that just wants a winning basketball team.

[The Official Beam Reaper @RealBeamReaper]

@BSTeGz It’s like you don’t even listen to the things I say to you….

[Jaclyn DeAugustino @JacDeAug]

Like if your college basketball team is undefeated 🐊🐊🐊🐊 #GoGators

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

Kings fans haven't seen a home win at Golden 1 Center since April 10th, 2026.

[The Official Beam Reaper @RealBeamReaper]

I’m so fkn over him. So glad we lost Hali for him… well done.

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Domantas Sabonis is “quiet quitting” on the Sacramento Kings because he does NOT want to be there, per @KevinOConnor

[The Official Beam Reaper @RealBeamReaper]

Happy Veterans Day to all you vets out there!

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@LandoTerry6 All the time homes……

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Kings might suck… but @JasonRoss1140 is cooking.

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Picked the wrong month to quit drinking… #Kings #NBA #Sactown