The Real Belize

Keepin' Belize real since September 21, 1981.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

How Belize politicians respond to cruise ship ebola news? Calling their housekeeper in Miami to ask her to get the house ready. They goin.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

So Godfrey built crap wooden DFC houses. Arguelles bros built Matalon. At least the scoundrels nowadays are hiring better architects.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Welcome to Belize: Our PMs son tried to kill someone in a club. And our Foreign Ministers bro is a wanted fugitive in US.

[yawnty aka ianthe’s inferno 🏴⚽🇧🇿 @ianthembd]

Wish @RealBelize account was still active, just read thru the whole account and that was some real shit

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Our telephone company texts every week about a nightclub party or a beauty pageant. And we wonder why Belize is the way it is.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

But using taxpayer money instead to provide EVERY Belizean kid with a world class education would have a far greater impact on our country.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

NBBL will win votes and good press because it's a really big handout of taxpayer money. And people like getting something for nothing.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Gon be fun to watch BTB skirt around its own classification rules and let that place in San Pedro rebuild those thatch death traps.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

NBBL is going to lend out taxpayer money to people in a country without a credit monitoring system. What could possibly go wrong?

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

If you think the cruise line will invest $50M & create 1200 jobs, you probably think that group from Qatar really did buy Caye Chapel.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Other than people directly stealing from it, does anyone believe that Belize would be worse off if we disbanded the BTB?

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Due to beer shortage, Belikin changes name of new summer release from Verano to DondeEstano.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Sources in Miami saying GOB may take over Belikin. Said one "we can't risk a beer shortage for September celebrations. Belize would riot."

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

We know: maybe Belikin ought to spend less time making commercials and more time making beer.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Goodness, nobody thought the kids would run Belikin into the ground this fast.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Instead of blaming the teachers for PSE, maybe parents should look in the mirror....and use birth control.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

uno find it funny that we beg $ to help disable children but we borrow 20 million in a hurry to build 2 sketchy tourism projects?

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Nearly a year since Jasmine Lowe's murder. Remember all the changes we were promised and how we were sure this time would be different?

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

belize rumor - the sand and gravel used in btb's awards invite came from the bulldozed nohmul mayan site.

[The Real Belize @RealBelize]

Most shocking to us is that there was a working backhoe. All the ones at the STP sites just sit there idle, day after day. #nohmul