The Tick

The blue defender of justice. Enemy of evil, friend to mankind and of course my trusted sidekick: Arthur.

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

#WednesdayMotivation
Get up!
Start there. Look yourself in the mirror and say "I am awesome (I being you, not I being me The Tick. Of course I consider myself awesome, but that's not relevant here) and I am ready for you Wednesday.
I can take whatever you're dishing out.

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Another morning of another day ending in Y.
Why do I fight evil? Because I can.
...and my fingers are too fat for typing at a keyboard at a desk job

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

New Patrol day, means new ways of defeating villainy.
Gives one a special feeling deep inside, that makes your toes wiggle in anticipation.

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

There should be more drummer superheroes.
they know how to beat on crime!

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Come on everyone, lets Karaoke against crime!
What's your song?
#thetick #karaoke

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Patrol time!
coffee -check
sidekick -check
antennae -check
evil butts to kick -very soon

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Good morning Citizens.
Can you feel it?
The winds of change.
Criminals and evil-doers step outside and feel that breeze on your face and soul. Change your wicked ways and do good. Hug a puppy!

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

hehe...
Blue is cool. whatever the bug.

[Blue Beetle @bluebeetle]

The Reyes family just got their first Super Hero. #BlueBeetle - Only in theaters August 18.

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Don't let Fear pants you!
Tighten your belt of justice or put on the suspenders of righteousness.
Keep your humble underwear safe!

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Gadzooks!

[MCroft07 - XTREME MAKEUP ATHLETE💄 @MCroft07]

THE TICK

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Hey you!
yeah, you! sitting there worrying. Don't.
remember worry spelled backwards is yrrow and that sounds like a kitten. we all love kittens.
Be a kitten and don't worry chums!

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Remember, when among friends or in a hostage situation it doesn't matter "who smelt it, dealt it"
Best just smile and nod.

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Do you hear that whistle? That's adventure calling. Hope aboard, its expecting you!

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Yawhhwwaaa...What a nap!
what time is it?
GOOD GRAVY!!
where am I? where's the bird?
What's this X?
Where's Arthur?
What in the rip van winkle has gone on? Once I clear the fairy poop known as sleep from my eyes Its patrol time for
THE TICK!

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

@cbgirl19 When you've seen one mother, you've seen them all.

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

and a bird feeder outside my window. https://t.co/qhU1hsoOvs

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

@EricaSchultz42 Can you carry the couch with you?
A functional and appealing fashion accessory.

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Make a rainbow connection all you dreamers.

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

@The_Dadalanche I see where you're going with that chum.
I'll consider it when the season comes around....but I have to be wary of sewer urchin

[The Tick @RealBlueHero]

Are bandana's a good look?
Considering accessorizing my antennae.