Luis Boa Morte

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@FootyScran @WatfordFC Bout 5 chips in there,

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@premierleague Fred.

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@le0nnie You can’t spell Greta without great.

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@le0nnie The Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick being the father of Britney.

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@JoannaRimmer2 @JeremyClarkson Water Bowser, ready.

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@MartynBowler @Headteacherchat We’ve got 8 days but just one week in october. Go figure.

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Is it too late to get Boris back? Ffs. #notories

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@thehappyf3w @Paul_Donohue @glazerscashcow Absolutely.

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@ChrisPickles7 When I went to Wembley for the dream FA cup final, Chelsea destroyed it 👀 just sayn. You don’t have Phil Jones though so you’ll probably be alright. 👍

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@ChrisPickles7 Good luck mate!

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@nocontextfm1 @Carra23 spitting at you from his car after a bad result, but it ‘accidentally’ hitting your teenage daughter in the face.

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@UnitedStandMUFC No

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@90sfootball Stop giving rapists a platform.

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@FootyScran @Arsenal Looks like school dinner. #wengerout

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Man didn't break stride 😎

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@jalcuin91 Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal

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Just scrolled through my entire tweet history to make sure I’m not gonna get cancelled.

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@EIIisV3 Wonder if he went drink driving again after this?