Be it conspiracy or charisma, the #Hatriots🤬 are back in the Mayhem Bowl because of me. Now that I work at Fux Sports & we're airing the game, you knew they were going to make it & that they'll win. It's just science. No Mayhem Bowl XLIX revenge for the #Mutilators💾 today.
You've wanted it.
You have been waiting. The most violent championship sim in #videogame history is here!
Mayhem LX BOWL Forecast!!!
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This year’s forecast comes with a warning label: the Microhard Mutilators vs. the Nuked London Hatriots.
The Mutilators: Relentless defensive pressure, brutal efficiency, and a habit of turning close games into medical emergencies.
The Nuked London Hatriots Cold, disciplined, and perfectly built to survive chaos, exploit mistakes, and beat anyone foolish enough to blink.
Expect wild momentum swings, catastrophic injuries, questionable life choices, and at least one moment that makes fans ask, “Was that legal?” (Answer: absolutely not.)
Be sure to watch the halftime show. Mutant Football League 2 is a blood-soaked arcade sports revival, now available on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC via Steam: https://t.co/Jud5E6wZxU
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@MutantFootball Given I'm calling the Mayhem Bowl this year for Fux Sports, I would have thought the Nuked London Hatriots & Terror Bay Mutanteers would have tried harder to make there. I think both the teams in this big game suxxor! They'll just annihilate each other & then I'll win again! 😎