Bret Priest

Baby, its Real.

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

Quit bitching to everyone possible just because you're mad. #omg.

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

@nicpeterman hell yeah!

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

@nicpeterman after baby: CLUB IT UP! #whosthatchick #rememberedyousayingitsagooddancesong

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

@GrumpyGretchen sounds perfect.

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

@nicpeterman interesting. I'm sure people would talk shit. And you don't wanna risk a drunk guy hurting you. #becareful

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

@GrumpyGretchen Haha. Lunch. And no. Because you're a blast. And you know you see it too. It was meant to be......and you got a big booty.

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

Perfection.

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

@GrumpyGretchen I don't know. After seeing you have a big booty. I started thinking about how we are similar and shit. #deepthoughfs

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

#thingsthatbotherme the fact that @GrumpyGretchen and I aren't best friends. When I know we agree on everything. And would be great.

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

Mr. Albert said he won't re open 14 and 15 because we have the answer sheet. -_-

[Seth Nelson @RealSethNelson]

Albert...stop being a bitch. #sincerely your 3rd block accounting class.

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

@GrumpyGretchen has a big booty. Who knew? #crazy

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

@GrumpyGretchen which one are you?

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Red Sox Sign Ross Ohlendorf http://t.co/skmfBltb #mlb

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

My throat hurts so fucking much. #caninotgotothe8hourrehearsalonfriday?

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

I hate that my phone is all messed up. It's gotta be how parents feel when their kids are sick and puking. #pleasebeokay #freenewone

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

I'm charging my phone. But the battery is dying....why me?

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

@makaylalyn lol. Maybe.

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

That moment when you say something & everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss.

[Bret Priest @RealBretPriest]

i am part of a endagnered spieces. its called a teenage virgin.