Bret Watson

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Patrick Mahomes sounds exactly like Kenny Powers

[Bret Watson @RealBretWatson]

@BarstoolBigCat, @BlooperBraves owns your ass

[Bret Watson @RealBretWatson]

@darrenrovell Next you’re going to tell us that the multiple nfl capes draped on the rocky statue was faked and staged 🧐

[Bret Watson @RealBretWatson]

@hen_ease MAXimum pain @Philly_Mays @BarstoolBigCat

[Bret Watson @RealBretWatson]

@stoolpresidente Fair unbiased and incredibly accurate list. Please inform your esteemed, portley, colleague @BarstoolBigCat aka internet troll Laker Dan.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

⛳️🎁HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY!!!⛳️🎁

WE ARE GIVING AWAY...
A TaylorMade Dream Full Bag (set of 14 clubs)

You must be following @taylormadegolf AND the PMT twitter account in order to win as well as Retweeting this tweet to enter!

1 winner will be chosen!

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

In today’s #DailyNine, Riggs gets out his beastly Stealth driver and tries to win you one.

For every fairway he hits, @TaylorMadeGolf is giving away a Stealth driver. To enter, you must follow us, @TaylorMadeGolf, and retweet this post.

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

I am giving away as many as 9 @TaylorMadeGolf Stealth drivers.

Depends how many fairways I hit here. My right fairway edge was actually the red tent but you get the gist. Make sure you’re following @TaylorMadeGolf & @ForePlayPod & RT to win.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

There are not many people who are truly undisputed, ACTUAL GOATs. Like, the one, true, literal greatest. Almost everyone can be debated or argued.

Not Vin Scully. He was the best broadcaster of all time, and any other opinion is just wrong. RIP to the best ever.

[Mark Gooden @TooGooden17]

I spoke to Joe Girardi, who has just fired by the Phillies. He said, "I'm just happy to get out of Philadelphia. It's such a dirty and smelly city with nothing to do there."

[ry @NinjaBands]

Never forget when Ben Simmons missed the water trying to throw a fish back https://t.co/kFwGUxIUQ8

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

99% of Zoom meetings could be replaced with an email.

[Bret Watson @RealBretWatson]

Faith in humanity restored

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Barry Bonds was not elected into the baseball HOF.

This was his last year of eligibility on the BBWAA ballot effectively shutting him out.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I just got sent the official NFL Covid protocols. This seems important but I’m not a lawyer.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Oh no Playoff Poo Poo

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Stop sending me this picture. I have seen it. Stop it. Please #PositiveVibesOnly

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

There is no reason you should be using Robinhood after today.

[Bret Watson @RealBretWatson]

@PaulPabst This is the cruelest poll question ever asked

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Kobe called it in 2018 👀