Professional part time cowboy

Fox, 46 He/Him, Single, probably fishing right now. nothing on here is serious, representing the opinions of nobody even myself

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

Just FYI I'm going to post about my dumb dogs a lot, Kalfu is my dumb husky princess, aka the good child. Frøya is a Belgian Malinois and is basically what you'd get if you rubbed a magic lamp and wished a large pipe bomb was a dog.

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@defend_dingo Omg what if they did that in YOUR SHOWER?!

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

If you've never laid in a hot bath and listened to music while eating Taco Bell, you don't know what you're missing.

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@defend_dingo @Firefly_Wolfy Waffle something...

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@defend_dingo It's okay, your Corolla has cost as much as two 2026 Ford F150s.

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

You can usually tell that JayJay is lying because he's talking. But it's even more obvious here because he has not ever even considered owning anything motorized that was made in this century.

[Nicolas Cage @defend_dingo]

Just rear ended a family because I was watching the furality showcase fml

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@defend_dingo

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@defend_dingo @Jackisback28 Here lies JayJay, he got too silly.
1992-2026

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@SplatFennec Please come be toxic at my house

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@defend_dingo @permafrostwolf And to be clear, if his hyper fixation was fishing, or trains, or cars, or obscure firearms... he'd be good. But he's a twentysomething who LOVES anime in an office of late 40 year olds.

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@defend_dingo @permafrostwolf Like, you go off about car stuff, but we're all there for it, you don't walk into a sporting goods store and tell all the fishermen about some weird engine thing chrysler did, apropos nothing.

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

Y'know, the whole matrix universe falls apart when you realize the system would know what furries are and could have had an entire population that would accept the furry matrix with zero rebellion ever.

Seriously furries see the matrix and are like

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@doyounearme @Demon_Realms Also there are some studies now showing that the actual disease reservoirs are rodents, as is so often the case.

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@SpiretheWolf @defend_dingo @NeoDissension Finally, the real iDingo unmasked

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

I showed you my Bass pls respond.

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

I love the 'man card drill' on the range, it's awesome practice. But it really aught to have a different name given the folks I've met who can't do it.

[Professional part time cowboy @RealBryantFox]

@doyounearme I ain't gonna lie and say you're not good looking, but I wanna befriend you because you know about cannoli and probably are hilarious at deer camp.