Geofwee Armweak

🏇 Mustang Pride. 🏇 Well, maybe not Pride. That's too controversial. *Shrug*

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

Hi ho @CPPrezArmstrong here so hoo! we spent a lot on security last night, just wanted to remind our #MustangAlumni that if any of them are in their golden years, gifting us your money when they unplug you from the machine will really help us afford doing it again #ProudCPPrez

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

Mules may bray, but Mustangs bRaytheon

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CPPrezArmstrong here! Well, you've heard the news, folks...we're rebranding! Our goal is to better represent the student population. @CalPolyGOP and I were thinking about putting a ghost-like sheet with a tall point over our mascot, Musty. Thoughts?

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

Learn by doing for those too rich and lazy to do it themselves! #MustangSloth

[jason delulu @_abatar_]

Cal Poly culture is me serving President Armstrong wine and him coming back 5 min later with an empty plastic glass saying “I’ll let you take care of this” with a recycling bin 2 feet away

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

Learn by doing for those too lazy and rich to do it themselves 🐎🐎🐎🐎

[jason delulu @_abatar_]

Cal Poly culture is me serving President Armstrong wine and him coming back 5 min later with an empty plastic glass saying “I’ll let you take care of this” with a recycling bin 2 feet away

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CalPolyGOP is living in a massive echo chamber built through the funds of now deceased frat brothers. It's really a marvel of modern engineering, you can hear farts from two decades ago! Love it when senior projects become Cal Poly staples.

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

I hope you've settled into your @CalPoly classes well, students! It's October 👻🦇🎃 but there's absolutely nothing to be afraid of if you stay in your lane!

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@MustytheMustang

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

Ok, but in all seriousness, THIS is @CalPolyGOP 's cover photo
Graphic design is my goddamn passion

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

And so do I! @ wren fox, holla back

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CalPolyGOP loves rapists

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CalPolyGOP have very punchable faces

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CalPolyGOP He outed a trans woman in a speech and made sexually explicit comments about her. He called for violence towards journalists and is a known advocate of doxxing women's private information. Many students feel unsafe knowing he is welcome here. Where are their snipers?

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CalPolyGOP Milo felt infringed on his free speech rights when some protesters at Berkeley made him feel unsafe to speak his mind, but i guess college students against his rhetoric felt perfectly safe feeling the gaze of snipers for the first time in their lives? Why not bodyguards instead?

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

See! I knew you were wondering!

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

I bet you're wondering why I, @CPPrezArmstrong, am charging students for financial aid instead of my own salary.

[Mustang News @CPMustangNews]

Armstrong announced that Cal Poly will implement a fee for newly enrolled out-of-state undergraduate students starting Fall 2019 in order to increase the amount of financial aid allocated to low-income and first-generation students in California. https://t.co/rhy5BidctU

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CalPolyGOP Lo and behold, there was no answer! Hopefully you don't write your research papers this way. #PlagiarismIsBad #RideHigh

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CalPolyGOP Where are your facts for this?

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CalPoly @CPPrezArmstrong It really would be a shame if we had fewer donations coming in! I'm currently working on renovating my mansion.
No, that's not even satire. I have a mansion on campus. I'm trying to put more money toward it.

[Geofwee Armweak @RealCPArmweak]

@CPPrezArmstrong No word yet on whether there will be any class space for them, though. Unless they're football stars, of course! #RideHigh