Cap'n Crunch

⛴ famed adventurer 🥣 breakfast connoisseur 🗣 witty since 1963 👨‍🦳 rated best eyebrows on the milky seas 🥄eat the crunch #BeTheCapn

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Cap'n Crunch.

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@Ja6535654694576 Hi - Thank you for reaching out! We appreciate you bringing this to our attention. Mind sending us a DM when you have a moment? https://t.co/14K7J53qKD

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@hoodooyoulove_ Thanks for bringing this to our attention! Please DM us so we can help and get this reported. Thanks! https://t.co/14K7J53qKD

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Mystery solved, it’s time to unveil our newest flavor: Cherry Vanilla Crunch!

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Mystery flavor revealed-ish!

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Brought all our senses to the breakfast table for this flavor mystery

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@crimsoncowardly you're his fiancé, do you have any clues to his location?

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🚨 ⚠️This is not a drill ⚠️🚨

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@McLantean um

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@MelonMan it's craziness out there

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@rossmat8 LITERALLY

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@buster_roo let's be fr

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@MaxellCorp nope

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If you had to pick, which would it be?

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@GAM3Sgg talent

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the years keep changing, but i'm still him

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imagine the last minute shopping if this was real

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@lucky13wxman genius

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crunch.