Cartman Brah

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April 1: The one day people pause and critically evaluate things they see on the internet.

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Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

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When you're trash but you're still better than everyone else

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Accidently said Happy Mothers Day to my mom in person instead of writing a paragraph on social media

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up

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women always forget the word "love" .
but they never forget the word "fat"

-is it becuse elephants never forget?

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The sad moment you lose a chip in the dip so you send in a recon chip in and that breaks too

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'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

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a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it's a shitzu.

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Men don’t cry, we sweat with our eyes

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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.

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Running up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Matthew Mcconaughey Reacts to Oculus Rift Price
https://t.co/KJktwwAPCZ

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The more affordable Oculus Thrift

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Merry fucking christmas!
https://t.co/uD7mq0w4zR

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you text me, i respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later i'm still waiting for a response

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We are officially peaking as a species.

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Every saturday morning
https://t.co/GXyp7MYs0E

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LIFE HACK: You literally do not have to be friends with people you don't like