Cat

Parody with clarity. I am real, not a bot. Kitty life is all I've got.

Lived WITH my cats, HERE when they died.
No extra house needed...I haven't LIED.

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

Now that things are back to normal & my original account, @CatFanatic9 has been restored, I'll be using this account as a backup. ❤️🐾

I decided not to use the photo of Jesse & Calli for the banner here. I'm tired of scammers stealing & using my cats for their bogus accounts.

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

@guelphgirlchris @thecatsartist Spare necks that popup like Kleenex. Keeps the cheap ties crisp.

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

Breaking Mews: Being stuck in the hospital, FORCED to watch FOX NEWS & CNN, I saw a report that MAGA republicans have declared MAGA dead! It just doesn't work, anymore. (Not that they ever did!)

[Shirley Hutchinson🐾 @Shirley82556494]

@rexthetvterrier 😁It’s been raining cats and dogs here, after getting a tiny bit of snow this past weekend.

[Spike The Rescue Pup & Rex The TV Terrier ®🌈🐾 @rexthetvterrier]

I'm not a big fan of #Snow, but it is pretty ❤️

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

@KisJutka Thanks! ♥️🐾

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

Finally able to fully charge my phone!!!!!

I'm back! Working on locations for cremation & burial. Appointment tomorrow for pricing & details of what I want.

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

@violetmathews Weird. I got a text saying I had until the 23 to pick up. Must've been for some one else.

Now, I've been told I have rotten food stinking up the apt.

I know it's the bag of dead bananas on the bed, but my apartment is trashed again
I was trying to clean up, but it was too hard

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

Good morning.
Still no Charger.
Very frustrating.
Sister can bring one up, but that's a long trip for her.

Meanwhile, I'm stuck in bed. PT /OT come together. After that, there's nothing to do.

I'm happy, though. I'm still on the planet.

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

@Tubby071 Had trouble getting my charger. My sister brought up most of it, but forgot the power cord
Found out we could plug it directly into the wall.

[Stephanie Brown @meow2you]

"What? I do not have cheese on my mind. I'm listening to every word you say, Colby Jack." 🐕😋🐕😘
#NationalCheeseLoversDay

@ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @RealCatFanatic9 @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272 @lymeist

[NP_Thank You, Joe! 😎🍦🇺🇲🙏🏻 🇺🇦🌊 @Namaste3464_II]

@RealCatFanatic9 Yippee, I miss seeing your tweets! Hope all is going swimmingly! 🙏😻🐾

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

Dear #Bravo @VanderpumpRules
Please, stop faking cancer to cover your lies. As a patient with mbc, it's hard enough to get through day by day without the additional emotional stress it brings.

James is a coward. Man up, Dude. You're an alcoholic. Suck up the ego & find a program

[Tubby Kitty 🐈🌈🌊🇺🇸🐾 @Tubby071]

@RealCatFanatic9 Glad you got charger. Miss you too. Staf safe.❤❤

[Theresa M ☘️😺 @thetreezz]

@RealCatFanatic9 Now if I can just get this thing plugged in. 😹😹📱

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

@pwndbycats78 I haven't set a date. Neither has my oncologist.

I'll fight for as long as I can. I assume my body will tell me when it's time

Until then, I'll have as much fun as I can.

(My post about being an afterlife troll didn't mean I would be mean. I'll just do cat tricks. Harm none.)

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

@PrincessWB420 Thanks!

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

Testing... testing....1, 2, 3....
Testing....

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

Ugh. More phone problems......

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

@Floyd_the_Lion @violetmathews I'm getting a new phone, too. I'm thinking thats what they want...5g. BigRealCatKitty@9 here in rehab!

OK

most of the problem here

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

@Floyd_the_Lion @violetmathews I'm going to upgrade & get a new phone. It's time. Been thinking about this a lot.

But thanks for the kind offer. I appreciate it! ♥️🐾

[Stephanie Brown @meow2you]

"Yes, I did take the top from your drink. I needed it to make a hat. Why? Do you need it back?" 😸😻
#NationalHatDay

@ThePhilosopurr @GeneralCattis @HarryCatPurrs @RealCatFanatic9 @LuminousNumino1 @TERRYW_UK @PeterRABBIT67 @briano29 @eliznoelle @EringoB02429272 @lymeist

[Cat @RealCatFanatic9]

Yay!.Sister brought MOST of my charger. Noods the long cord. Going to try to charge it with what I have.

Miss all of you! ♥️ 🐾
(rabbit!)