Chip Bayless

Daily 2k truth. Maybe not what you want to hear, but what you need to hear.

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

Just got banned from this stupid bar in Hoboken! Lame!

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

How many rings do the Mickey Mouse Worriers really have? I say ZERO! We discuss tomorrow at 9/8 Central on DISPUTED!

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Looks like the Fall Weather Worriers are taking their time celebrating another Mickey Mouse Ring! Sad!

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Although I have had much to say about the Fall Weather Worryers, I must say, I’m a big fan of Dusty McGooberballs. He already looks to be a game changer on this team.

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I just saw the Fall Weather Worryers walk out of the gym in the 3rd quarter, and they have the GALL to call that a WIN! HA! They love raking in the Mickey Mouse championships! Fake team!

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It was interesting to see Wholius Cheeks didn’t play in Game 7. Was it because he was hurt, or was it a tactical decision? We all know Wholius’ past of choking in Game 7!

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25 a game! HA! Don’t think I didn’t watch you go 2-11!

[Julius Cheeks @MrCheekman]

@RealChipBayless Who cares when I put up 25 a game in the playoffs #3cheeks

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With all the talks about who the Mickey Mouse Finals MVP should be, it has to be Lil Wet! Nobody on the Fall Weather Worriers showed up, and that guy was COOKING! Wholius Cheeks couldn’t lay a hand on the guy, but that’s not a surprise because he couldn’t guard a traffic cone!

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

Mickey Mouse championship! Let me know when they decide to play some road games!

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Since Broj won’t post the score, I WILL! The Fall Weather Worriers lost by 25 in Game 7! When the pressure was highest they CHOKED! This team isn’t built for a championship! Can’t wait to see them get swept out of the first round! Everyone will see this finals run was a FLUKE!

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

POST THE SCORE BROJ!

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HA! Celebrating a 2nd round win! What a joke!

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UHHH… I think you’re worrying about the wrong thing Jamal! When are the Fall Weather Worriers gonna make the 2nd round!

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

Stop lying to us Broj! We all know it’s because he sucks! Well, i guess everybody on that team sucks, so maybe he is injured! SUSPECT!

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

Post the score Broj! The people need to see that score, so they know this team STINKS!

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

If JaMAUL Taylor is as good in his studies as he is on the court. He probably graduated with a 2.01 GPA. THE BARE MINIMUM!

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

HUH! I called him Wholius Cheeks because I did not know WHO could be worse. Now, I will be calling him Wholius because WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS!! CABO!!! He’s reporting to CAMP on MONDAY??? Does this guy not know the season starts FRIDAY! Is he getting his sports confused!!!

[Julius Cheeks @MrCheekman]

I’ll be in Cabo for the first weekend of the season. I’ll report to camp on Monday. Don’t reach out unless you’ve finalized my contract #onecheek

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

HOLY COW! Does this team know how to keep anything in the locker room! The season hasn’t even started yet! Are they even going to play a game?! I just can’t wait for the excuses to start flying when they go 0-82! Knowing this teams history, they’re due for a locker room implosion

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It seems @jack_apop (AKA Jack APOOP) can’t handle the heat as he’s locked replies to his tweets! Nevertheless, this guy is sharing the teams game plan! Maybe he should quit locking his tweets, and instead lock his phone in a safe and lock himself in the gym! Seasons here boys!

[Chip Bayless @RealChipBayless]

WHAT! Wholius Cheeks is sending press releases from Secaucus! That’s a long ways away from The City! I wonder how much time this guy has spent in the swamps vs the gym! Maybe he is more focused on football! I hope he’s enjoyed his vacation because this seasons about to be a MESS!