Church of Crom

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[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

This stadium traffic is part of the Kumite Lore. It was an original feat of strength, bonded the whole group together, and gifted us the famous quote: "Can we smoke in here?"

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Oh you mean tens of thousands of people driving to a suburban stadium surrounded by surface parking with absolutely no transit isn’t efficient?

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Oh you mean tens of thousands of people driving to a suburban stadium surrounded by surface parking with absolutely no transit isn’t efficient?

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Don’t miss it…💪

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

What's 28 weeks?

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

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[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

"At dawn supplies were lashed to beasts, and parting words uttered. Lamentations from women and children echoed across the land. Warriors began their slow but steady journey with the sure knowledge that each trail, crossing, or road taken was a path to glory." 1 Cromicles 1:13-15

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

"At nightfall, cups were raised and toasts bellowed. Soon the great journey would begin and the warriors, trained or not, would leave their hearths to prove their worth in the ring of the Kumite. Most would return. A lucky few would stand before Crom." 1 Cromicles 1:9-12 #Train4B

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

"Preparations were made with great care. Blades, notched and dull were sharpened. Provisions, spoiled or unspoiled were gathered. Bodies, scarred and hardened from a year of training were limbered." 1 Cromicles 1:5-8 #Countdown2Kumite #Trained #Monkeypumped

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

"And there was a great howling wind that came down from the mountains. The air was cool and crisp. Warriors knew the sign and responded. It was time to assemble for the annual Kumite." 1 Cromicles 1:1-4 #Kumite #Wisco #TreeNoMore

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

Yes, it's Monday. It's always Monday.

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

Are you training? How are you training? #Train4Both?
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[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

@NBenhart I don't know about the @NiseilLounge, but Val'halla is a pretty sweet place.

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

Welcome to the Tree of Woe.

[Trailer Park Boys @trailerparkboys]

First week after the holidays be like

[Trailer Park Boys @trailerparkboys]

First week after the holidays be like

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

Hope you had a great New Year's celebration. We saved your spot for you. Here's to 2021!

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

Oh hey there! Welcome back.

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

Yup, still up there.

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

Official Ruling: There's no way Crom laughs at Immortan Joe. RIP Hugh.

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

Welcome back!

[Church of Crom @RealChrchofCrom]

@NBenhart I am going to contemplate this, as should you, on the Tree of Woe.