Afterlife Crisis

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The existence of animal people in both the Dragonball and Bojack Horseman universes is evidence that they perhaps share a universe but are on different timelines.

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@janellemcdrmth @RaySanti Is there an Albanian on the Knicks?

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I'm at the point in my life where I no longer care for high quality media. I exclusively watch nonsense and dogshit and it brings me joy.

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How about a president that doesn't need a cognitive test every 2 weeks? Can we get that?

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Donovan Mitchell getting the loudest boos at MSG feels unnecessary. He came really close to coming here. The knicks didn't want to give up RJ fucking Barrett for him. Stifle yourselves.

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Happy Don't Say May 19th. This website sucks.

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Is it Apartment or Appointment. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU 2 TALKING ABOUT?

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6-7 killed Hawk Tuah and people aren't thankful enough for that.

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This app is Twitter. https://t.co/C65dtkNYFz in your web browser.

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You can get banned from this app for being mean to the wrong person but you can threaten to wipe out an entire country and that's fine. Retard world.

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On this day 27 years ago (not really, it was November) our Lord and Savior was wished back to life with the Dragon Balls saving us from space aliens. #HappyEaster #HeIsRisen

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At 42 years old I'm finally declining I'm over tomatoes. A tomato has never made a meal better. Over it.

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@GuntherEagleman I like when fox says not to believe "mainstream" media as if they're not included in that.

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Were speeder bikes really the best choice for a heavily wooded forest?

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@GuntherEagleman @timburchett That's why your president wants to get rid of them. You'll cheer it on. Get your drafts ready.

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@GuntherEagleman That's not what you people are asking for. You're asking for "voter ID" which is something else you need to apply for. I get what you're trying to do. You're phrasing it like this, then you'll move the goal posts later. Soon you'll be demanding "voter branding"

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@catturd2 You're 70. She doesn't make music for you.

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@catturd2 Keep being triggered about a mayor of a city you're too frightened to go to. Corny ass boomer.

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@WhiteHouse Fat retard.

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@GuntherEagleman Facebook boomer brain rot.

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@GuntherEagleman Trump wants to pardon Maxwell.