Chris Little

Executive Producer of @JesseKellyShow Figment of @JessekellyDC s imagination. Stand-up Philosopher

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@DAKKADAKKA1 I didn't think sexual at all. I thought of it like clearing out the cheese in the nozzle of a spray cheese tube.

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@usfbulls69 This is exactly why I don't hire people to do work on my house. If anyone's going to bury concrete in my yard, it's going to be me.

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@realDrewMullins

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@TommyBo90586984 @BowTiedRanger My reaction remains the same

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@ioman2 @TheCensoredRock @Chilis @Tim_Walz I get it.

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@wayofftheres The dad bod door. Wouldn't of been a problem a few years ago

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@OfAthenry @SInow Show the warning. What specifically is the problem with Gen 9:11? https://t.co/Op9pachFr4

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@BudLightSadness I feel like this is a lie but I'm also pricing live chickens

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@FightOnRusty He didn't want to miss the Trump rally

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@FightOnRusty On the 3rd day he rose again

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@Kronykal 12 GAUGE SHAPED CHARGE

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@BENZOTOOIE Beat It was a pretty good parody of Eat It. Not nearly as funny but still good.

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@Oilfield_Rando He is. The Thomas Crown Affair is still one of the best bond movies out there. Right up there with The Rock.

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@MaxNordau Maybe Yanbu to Ashdod but wouldn't Dammam to Ashdod make more sense? Bypass the strait AND the Suez. Direct to the Mediterranean.

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It’s $8.

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What a great event

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@BigDickBarclay The Dumbassahedradron?

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My kid is an animal.