Christian Solano

father of one, mother of two

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

@Jasonb9990 @yoboichristiann I actually just got selected. So they’re announcing them now.

[… @lurkmenistan69]

updated bases for dating in 2022:

1st base: fucking raw

2nd base: kissing on the mouth outside of sex

3rd base: opening up to each other about your biggest life traumas and how they impacted you

4th base: hanging out in public in the daytime

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

@pulte Found out that a lower position gets paid more than me at work. Asked boss for a raise and instead they fired me for the audacity of me asking. Can you please help? I’m currently moving.

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

@TheNathanGraham One shirt collar, two arm sleeves. That’s how I remember to spell it 😂😂😂

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Congrats to Andrew Garfield and the cast of #ticktickBOOM on their #CertifiedFresh film!

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

@brielarson Obviously Mean Girls. #OnWednesdaysWeWearPink

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

@SuperNema108 @russburlingame Melissa Benoist is pregnant IRL so it will have a shorter delayed season. #SupermanAndLois will take its spot for now.

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

wisconsin Supreme Court: “WiScOnSiN WaNtS tO ReOpEn!”

Individual counties in Wisconsin: “yeah we’re keeping the original stay-at-home date because we’re not fucken idiots.”

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

Gives a new meaning to finding out if you’re 100% that bitch.

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

“One must be careful with books and for what is inside them, for words have the power to change us.”- Cassandra Clare “Clockwork Angel.”

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

Took me longer than usual but I finished this book. Quite the perspective.

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

Somehow schmoopie was able to jump to our high window.... #stellatop8

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

Fluoride is just an aquatic based social media oral experience.

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

Fruity pebbles flavored coffee. Legit good though!

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

Wow! What a year this month has been!

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

@pulte Parents and I both lost our jobs. We are more worried about feeding ours cats than ourselves. And I’m dealing with $600+ student loans and 500+ car payments. CA: solano429

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

@pulte Honestly, I lost my job, I have car and student loans payments that are killing me. As of now, I’m 1000% not even going to pay my rent because they can’t evict me.

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

Finished this #thicc bish yesterday. Possibly the best book of 2020 thus far. Highly suggest if you’re into adult urban fantasy books.

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

@pulte Solano429 please please please help!

[Christian Solano @RealChrisMingle]

How majority of you clowns look like who you try doing this dance. #renegade #tiktok