Chris

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@BruceG3504 @WeAreFreeLions Land of the $40 + tip

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@bozwollox Did they fly it club world from St James Gate?

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@Ash_Howard @THSTOfficial The FA do a 70/30 split. 70% of tickets for away game are allocated on loyalty points, 30% via a random ballot. Work's quite well, but there are always people who complain because it isn't fair because they didn't get a ticket

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@Ash_Howard @THSTOfficial How do they get big "LOYALTY" points totals in the first place? Politics of envy.

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@PDJSwallow ... more censorship

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@PDJSwallow Voted Swallow got Spits 😢

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@PDJSwallow Murdering pensioners, now the terminally I'll. Who's next on Labours kill list?

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@HotspurMemories @petercrouch @IAmJermainDefoe @AaronLennon12 The 1 one still rankles, blatant handball

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Tail gate down, making a delivery. Glazed look when I politely told him to move. @GXOLogistics @TVP_Bracknell

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@PDJSwallow Just keep voting with the party instead of your constituents, you'll surely qualify for free Taylor Swift tickets soon

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@AdameMedia Mordor sitting this one out?

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@BladeoftheS More like in the 70s the birth rate was driven by people going to bed early because of the power cuts and the 3 day week. Rose coloured glasses 😂

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@DC_Police I'm reading that as you don't have the confidence that the dogs won't bite their handlers.

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@BKKSomchai I need one of those to cross the street in bkk.

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@KDenkWrites Go home, you're just as bad as they are.

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@offgriddesigner @TruthSeeker84x3 Make sure you leave at least a 1.5m gap when passing opinion. He's got a helmet cam don't forget

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@clattenburg1975 That crosses a line, a bit like Pedro Mendes' shot

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@flyingelectric1 @SilvioTattiscon

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@PDJSwallow Football governance Bill is good news but will it have any teeth? The Premier league rules say concession tickets must be available for each match, however many clubs for example Arsenal/Tottenham have removed oap concession from season tickets but the league refuses to enforce.

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@ThePremInside Saka did go outside once, looked like rain so went back inside.