Johnny Tsunami

Just a girl trying to find out why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone. Drexel livin' life.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

[Lindsay Mills @lindsaymills]

Fuckin nerds

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Thankfully I’ve tested negative for COVID-19. Nevertheless, guidance from my physician, consistent with the CDC guidelines, requires me to remain in quarantine as the test does not rule out the onset of symptoms during the 14-day period.

[Tré T. @TreTatum32]

First day on Zoom went like....

[🕊 @pradasfairys]

Miranda Priestly was NOT the villain in The Devil Wears Prada. Nate Cooper was. Miranda was a strong, demanding executive. Nate was a whiny guy who didn’t like how much time his girlfriend spent at a job she loved and guilted her into quitting. He was the villain.

[Sabrina McDaniel @Sabrina_McDa]

All the major cruise lines are asking for bailouts from the U.S. Government.

Yet, Disney Cruises sails under the Bahamian flag ... Celebrity Cruises under Liberian/Maltese flags & Carnival Cruises under the Panamanian flag - all to avoid U.S. taxes & employment law

Just sayin'

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Hahah shits hard man who is this guy?

[jamie @bootangina]

my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God’s way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD

[Kate Allen @katecallen]

Not sure we've communicated well enough that social distancing interventions will pay dividends in 1-3 weeks. Anything that happens in the next 10 days was already baked in prior to that. A surge in cases now would NOT mean that social distancing isn't working.

[Blood Quantum Entanglement @LammaticHama]

I think quarantine is a good time to bring back The Game. You know, the one all my millennial followers just lost for the first time in years

[J. @TheKingofReads]

Businesses falling apart after less than a week with no profits but us poor folks supposed to have 3-6 months of savings in case of emergency’s.