The Cobra Master 🍉

My main goal is to blow up then, at like I don't know nobody. - Some Nigga

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

I hope Sub is trash. I need something to complain about. Gotta have an excuse if I lose

[Thai @thairizard]

Ler esse texto me fez perceber que o estrago feito no imaginário dos jogadores talvez seja irreversível.

Antigamente, ninguém se importava tanto com gráfico, textura ou a roupa do personagem. Era aquilo que os desenvolvedores criavam, e pronto. As franquias recebiam novos jogos todo ano ou a cada dois anos.

Hoje, um jogo leva de 5 a 10 anos para ficar pronto e, se vier com algum defeito, já aparece uma multidão reclamando.

Parece que muita gente não se importa mais em jogar, mas em controlar uma espécie de filme interativo com gráficos impressionantes.

Brutal.

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@TSO_Sage Brock said he was gonna embarrass him he failed

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

Reason #89 of why Bald people are bad.

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

🚨 Dana White says that men should NEVER talk about their mental health struggles publicly:

“Talking about it publicly, I just feel like it opens the door to make young men think that it’s OK to just f**king go, ‘Oh, I’m having mental [health issues] (White says in a whiny voice).’”

“Handle it behind closed doors. Don’t show that weakness to anybody.”

“I am unapologetically masculine. What is toxic masculinity? Who has it? Who’s too masculine?”

via @TIME

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

It's 2026 and Star Wars still has the worst fanbase ever.

[Ed Boon @noobde]

Which would you want to see "remastered" first?

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

If Johnny Cage is the 4th character for tekken 8 I'm slapping someone's grandma.

[SKONK🐉 @BigSkonk]

Mfs as soon as they run out of heat

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@HeavenlyKong9 There's more to playing Tank than getting shot

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@gaston213 @J_Onaka Shao Kahn isn't asian....

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@RaccoonPrevails It's the way things should be. Ain't tekken without that.

Can't type for shit

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@RaccoonPrevails It's prophesied. All Kaz's are elitist, all Hwo's mash, yoshi's just do shit, and Law's have bad internet.
It the things should be ain't tekken without that.

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

Can't believe this fn just went 3/3 on assassinations

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@RaccoonPrevails I mean I none of my mains are so they might be on to something. Biohazard was the only dude I knew that played ugly ass Ferra/Torr

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@RaccoonPrevails Solo queue mag is like playing quarterback and being an adult in room full of children. Gotta make sure the whole team do they job, and make sure they stop bitching if something bad happens.

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

that nigga Fisk a problem bro wtf. Dude bro killing 12 hour shifters smdh.

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@FallMaiden @RollingupSticcy @JulianWks Not anymore

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@GrandestBust @Stayfrothty @Zato_the_Fiend @bladesofhanzo This was so corny.

[CrazyPills @CrazPills]

@Gestersrs @radiantsoulls Bitch every fucking FG is washed nowadays in one or way another

SF6 has no customization

Tekken 8 Season 2

SNK being bought out by Saudi Arabia

MK may be struggling but it’s far from lonely with its misery

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

This is only ragebait to niggas in fgc because their asses are as crusty as the tectonic plates, and only hang out in their own circles.

If they spoke to real people they'd know that this list is correct and their isn't much you can argue.

[Moonsault Slayer @VolSkimmer]

Mount Rushmore of Fighting Game Characters

[The Cobra Master 🍉 @RealCobraMaster]

@PercThaGoat Speed and Weight!