Collisto

Game addict and former Computer Science student. Background image source:

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@peter_levy Protected air space is protected air space, doesn’t matter what’s flying inside of it.

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They’re scared.
They should be, we outnumber them.

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Hey Twitter, what the fuck?

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@Brozime Rejoice!

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So to be clear, in order to make my account more secure, I must pay?

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What the fuck man

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I’m waiting til I’m old enough to have a midlife crisis

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Imagine selling proxies of cards for $1000 and then, when they don't sell, throwing them all on landfill. Quite symbolic.

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@MTG_Arena Oh thank god

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You got mud on your face
It’s in your face
There is mud all over your face
Singing WE WILL, CALL YOU, MUDFACE

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I need to switch providers for my phone. EE’s signal quality dropped dramatically in my area a few years back, and instead of recovering, my phone is now reporting no service at all.

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The only time you mana screw for 5 turns with 25 lands in the deck is on Arena. Fix your shuffler Arena.

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In the gaming sphere, leaks are far more exciting than teasers. The idea that we're getting the information without the developers permission just gets people so much more hyped up.

[MTG Secret Lair @MTGSecretLair]

The initial image for Stonecoil Serpent in the Ssssssnakessssss' drop had an error that is not reflective of the final product. This has been updated on our website to correct this. Customers who purchased the drop will be notified directly as well.

https://t.co/QJYn2Td2HK

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@MTGSecretLair Cowards

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Can we do away with this whole ‘your mind is in the gutter’ business? It looks like a penis, you’ve made sure it looks like a penis, and now you’re calling out others for thinking it looks like a penis.

It’s a penis.

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@EsqGranny @TerribleMaps I was always taught that it was the '30th of January, 2023' instead. Perhaps that's why there's a difference?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A comprehensive map of all countries that use the MMDDYYYY date format

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"Oh hell yeah I wanna see them launch a rocket!"
*Starts talking to Elon about the future of Bitcoin*
"Aaaaaaand I'm out."
https://t.co/vACD3OrmLt

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Death is Lawful Evil
Goldilocks & The Three Bears is Neutral Evil
Jack Horner is Chaotic Evil