The real Cra$hBandiCOOT

MMA fighter 🥷/purple belt 😈/ scarp 💯

[Max Calendrillo @MaxCalendrillo]

Teach a boxer to stuff a takedown and check some legs kicks and they are brutally KO’ing MMA Fighters.

[The real Cra$hBandiCOOT @RealCoot]

Respectfully I’m coming for heads 2026
To all amateur 135ers on the east coast I’m looking for all the smoke, I’m looking to challenge myself and dance with the best of them !

[The real Cra$hBandiCOOT @RealCoot]

One by one they will fall one by one they will feel my pain November 22nd my birthday night come watch me hurt a man I promise you will be entertained I’m bringing war and violence as always 💯
#WarCrash #muaythai #MMA #Jiujitsu #combatfigher #NationalChamp

[The real Cra$hBandiCOOT @RealCoot]

Who got the links for the fights lol plug me in

[The real Cra$hBandiCOOT @RealCoot]

Having cauliflower ear comes in handy got hired on the spot for security position lmao easiest job interview ever

[The real Cra$hBandiCOOT @RealCoot]

Marriage a liability you wanna get married let’s start a business it’s the same thing lol

[The real Cra$hBandiCOOT @RealCoot]

Southpaw but I like working to my left 🤷🏽‍♂️

[The real Cra$hBandiCOOT @RealCoot]

Sound mind sound body

[The real Cra$hBandiCOOT @RealCoot]

Doing two divisions for WKA national tournament kickboxing and Muay Thai said you could have up to eight fights in one day lmao this going to be a fun one for sure 🙏🏾😤

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

never force relationships or communication. if it's not mutual, then let it go. people know exactly what they're doing. if they wanted to match your energy, they would. start rewarding inconsistency with unavailability. allow them to lose you because of their lack of effort

[K @LongLiveK_]

When niggas pop out wit a girl and hoes start saying shady shit on here I be crying. Na na booboo niggas don’t choose you. Take that shit on the chin & go loser 😭

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

2-3 months after the breakup, post another girl and say happy 6 months.

[KEEZY BABY 🫶🏽 @1keezybaby]

Mid argument i be realizing i don’t even give a fuck

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i’ll take a bitch anywhere but serious

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

I just fw myself heavy idk

Real nigga

[The real Cra$hBandiCOOT @RealCoot]

Lmao 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

[FRFR 🥳🫵🏾 @ChrissFRFR]

Niggas making prostitutes they GF then wanna cry when the bitch do hoe shit wake up FRFR

[kdugg @lorkwitmotion]

If you don’t understand principles we’ll never see eye to eye

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

your ex moved on by finding somebody else, you moved on by finding yourself.