Courtney Haynes

Comedian | Actor

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Anthony Edwards is a national treasure

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Sad Drake music with his whole life ahead of him > Sad Drake music going through an early midlife crisis

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My next relationship will be as strong as a Delta Airlines seat belt.

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I don’t know what I’m supposed to be supporting here 🥴

[Alonzo Merriweather @LovePassant]

Y'all remember when she left this ngga for a week to go party and left him with pop tarts to eat and two dogs when he was 10??? 😩😩😩😩

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@delta customer service all I know is that a mere $25 voucher I was issued for YOUR misinformation on my lounge access prior to my transcontinental flight is significantly insufficient. I really wanted to try to make status this year but after this incompetence I think NOT.

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@CarlieCarpio @RickFox @ShannonSharpe yooo 🤣🤣🥹

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That’s been my “something for the honeys” 🧵 for the ladies tonight… something to consider when you’re going back into the streets. https://t.co/PazndpvRQX

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I guess the crux of it is: how a man really views you can come out in how he can capture your outer beauty ..(in various ways not just photo... https://t.co/ixs0J5QXmx

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Going beyond the surface level of vanity-the gist is: the right people for you can capture your deepest beauty because they connect with and... https://t.co/iIXi3mqZql

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Ladies: you ever look back at some good photos ya ex took and be like: “Damn, this MF used to take phenomenal photos of me” 🥴🤣 https://t.co/TtwdNXqjlN

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Y’all really “Ciroc’d” #Casamigos .. https://t.co/STtzJnC2oh

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Anybody brush their teeth before a cleaning at the dentist …..no just me? https://t.co/mq6WX23w9S

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Nobody
Keke BD:

#KekePalmer #BlackTwitter #usher #kekebd

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If Chris can come back from the Graffiti Album, Jonathan Majors will bounce back from Tubi movies. 🎥

#JonathanMajors #BlackTwitter #BlackTwitterNews

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Chris technically kept his wife’s name out his mouth and still bodied 🥹 #ChrisRock #Selectiveoutrage

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The goat is GOATING!!! #ChrisRock #chrisrocknetflix #Selectiveoutrage

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RiRi got pregnant again, “ASAP”🫠🥹 #Rihanna #SuperBowl #asaprocky #SuperBowlLVII #HalftimeShow

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Brittney Griner in exchange for Russian arms dealer…Look, I’m all for sis being home as she was wrongfully detained..but US out here just making bad monopoly moves, mane. We out here trading Park Place for St. Charles place 🥹🥹😭 #BrittneyGriner #BrittneyGrinerIsFree #Monopoly

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#WakandaForever is so good that I’m trying to go see it again before the weekend is over. FLAWLESS.

POWERFUL. AND THE SOUNDTRACK!! 🔥🔥🔥🙌🏽🙌🏽😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨