Jack Lofland

'Cause I'm Croc Lobster, yes I'm the real Lobster All you other Croc Lobsters are just imitating So won't the real Croc Lobster please stand up...

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

@ElonMNews A.

Or at least to something more...I don't know...pronounceable, brand-identifiable, distinguishable. "X" just doesn't do it.

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

@tweetodee @og0625 He said he was told JOK was already dead...so no need to go outside...he'd just get in the way.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Night and day difference

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Elon Musk and AOC finally worked out their differences.

The chemistry these two have is crazy.

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

@elonmusk is the best thing to happen to social media since the advent of social media.

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

After 21 years, I turned in my Tessco badge today. On to the next adventure. I’ll be joining Intercoastal Mortgage LLC as a Project Manager later this month.

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

Guess who is home one final time before she gets married tomorrow…here are two clues

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

@bobkeroll You use an expression, “get on turns” or “get on terms”. Which one is it and what does it mean?

[New York Post @nypost]

We’re baaaaaaack https://t.co/D39qdLGMdV

[Philip Melanchthon Wegmann @PhilipWegmann]

Holy Smokes: “One of the people on an explosive email thread allegedly involving Hunter Biden has corroborated the veracity of the messages, which appear to outline a payout for former Vice President Joe Biden as part of a deal with a Chinese energy firm.” https://t.co/qBU19weAUE

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

Checking to see if I get the Kayleigh treatment. https://t.co/bBlc0K9YTN

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

@maddow Thanks for reminding us that we can disagree politically, but more importantly we are all humans worthy of compassion. Kudos to you @maddow. Thanks for making me a better person today.

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

Laughton left his point coverage, and they scored. Basic...cover your points. #Flyers

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

I know I give ⁦@kattlofland⁩ a hard time for leaving stuff around the house, but she knows how to throw down Raven’s game snack. And the Penne Rosa dinner the other night...restaurant quality! She can leave that stuff in the table anytime!

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

@kattlofland earnings on my iPad. Thanksgiving break has officially begun.

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

One shoe, two shoe, guess who’s home. Yup...shoes at two different doors @kattlofland

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

This is my lunch. My dinner. My breakfast. And my...

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

Okay people...I need your help. Years ago there was an ESPN SportsCenter commercial in which a basketball player says 'It's all about commitment...getting up first thing in the morning for the 11 AM SportsCenter." I need to find it. Does any remember it? Who was the player?

[Jack Lofland @RealCrocLobster]

@kattlofland I got a friend request too. So sad.