DanBeforeTime

I make silly videos about beautiful Video games. Accessibility advocate. Lover of fetch quests.

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[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

No one...

Absolutely no one...

No Man's Sky: You're now a space construction worker. 😂

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

The only business I engaged in was selling my paintings. I averaged about $225k per year in income over the 4 years of my Dad’s presidency. Now you may be outraged by that but where is your outrage over Don Jr opening a private members club next to the White House called the Executive Branch club where the stated purpose is to rub shoulders with senior White House officials and Cabinet members. And the initiation fee is $500,000. Where is your outrage over Peter Navarro calling from inside the WH to push the Pentagon to grant the largest loan it has ever made to any company for a rare earth startup backed by Don Jr. Where is your outrage when Donald Trump took a Boeing 747 from the government of Qatar. Four hundred million dollars. Over a billion dollars in tax payer money for upgrades. The most valuable gift any foreign government has ever given the United States. And when he leaves office, it goes to his library.
He sued his own IRS for ten billion dollars and settled. And the settlement declares the IRS, and I am quoting the filing here, is “forever barred” from pursuing its audits of him, his family, and his companies.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE LARA CROFT A WOMAN! THEY KEEP PUSHING THIS WOKE DEI SHIT DOWN OUR THROATS!

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

@TheLZtweets This is the most predictable shit ever. As soon as the trailer began, I was like "here we go"

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

Is there a single app that's making all of these terrible AI thumbnails? Everything looks exactly the same.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

Laufey is definitely a PS6 launch title.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

@TheLZtweets This is the one i've been waiting for. Big SH vibes.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

@kulver I've never been into the superhero thing, with the exception of Spiderman maybe. I'm just mostly over the hyper violence thing. It's cheap.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

At the risk of sounding like an unc... Do we really need that much gore in Wolverine? Like I could've lived without seeing him stab a woman in the neck.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

This is the most interested I've ever been in a god of war game.

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Images from GOD OF WAR LAUFEY

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

Disconnected on my training run in Marathon. Great first impression.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

@METAPCs I'm gonna get fried for this but I literally don't care.

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

“Silence, peasants”

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Y'all coulda voted for the lady with a healthcare plan. But here we are instead.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

Perfect

[Dan Lamothe @DanLamothe]

Pentagon bans journalists from press office, designating it a classified space

https://t.co/0LUDxlKnot

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

@HyperMegaPixel Optional or on always?

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

It's almost as if they are installing loyalists at every level of power in anticipation of trying to hold onto power indefinitely. Good thing no one has ever attempted a violent coup and gotten away with no consequences.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth blocked the promotions of at least seven Navy officers in a move that targeted women and minority officers. https://t.co/1vww7IxOf1

[Amelia 🇺🇸 @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

this

[Tom Henderson @_Tom_Henderson_]

This is like hearing that your local independent store is closing down, rallying the community together, and turning up in droves to walk through the door and back out again without spending a penny in the hopes they'll open a new store lol

[Erik @thepoolshark]

The bots are getting restless and looking to rage bait again.

Veteran's have November, Military has May.

Fuck off with your stupid hate for people that aren't like you.

[DanBeforeTime @RealDBT]

@laurax2289 jfc