Dalene Rovenstine

content marketing director @singlecare. sometimes writer @tvguide @netflixtudum. still here for the secret circle tweets. my name is not darlene. ⚡️

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

Wow, my iPhone knows me so well.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo will miss you, little blue check mark. But don’t worry everybody, Elmo is still Elmo! ❤️

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

Good thing I added "Real" to my handle in 2010 so no one will confuse me with my cousin Dalene.

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

And I don't even have a screenshot of my blue check to commemorate it. 😪

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

I just heard a kid yelling to his mom through sobs: “I don’t care that we have food in the fridge. I want Shake Shack.”

I get it, kid.

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

I love how AI chat support lets me give them all my details and explain my problem in depth so they can connect me with a live agent and I can do it all again.

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

@justinkirkland4 I hope Butters got her a good V-Day gift!

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

@RobynRossTV @justinkirkland4 literally everyone who knows you.

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

@emilylongeretta @netflix @RobynRossTV @jessicasara I’m down!

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

One of my favorite shows of all time. If you haven't watched yet, it's on Paramount+, so FIX IT!

[Robert King @RKing618]

On a day when the Republican-dominated House is going into its 3rd round of voting to reject Kevin McCarthy as speaker, it’s worth lighting a candle for BRAINDEAD, a show that examined the real problem with government: space bugs are eating the brains of politicians. #braindead

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

My large Diet Coke isn’t sounding as appealing right now…

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

@iambacle this is beautiful

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

Coworker: have you ever seen the original Doctor Who?

Me: girl, have you met me???

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

So many people on Instagram didn’t learn how to write a caption in 8th grade yearbook and it really shows.

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

@jrovens weirdo

[TIME @TIME]

TIME's new commemorative cover: Queen Elizabeth II, 1926-2022 https://t.co/NMT3FDTbaQ

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

Wow, I really relate to this kid.

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

My draft went really went—until it ended and I realized I forgot a kicker.

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

I am so grateful that I was able to have Mrs. Conover as a teacher. She's the best of the best!

[The Oklahoman @TheOklahoman_]

From her birth in a World War II detention camp for Japanese-Americans through a lifetime of learning, growing and giving, Mitsuye Conover is still really a student herself — a student of life.
https://t.co/fbt6b5NIeP

[Dalene Rovenstine @RealDaleneR]

Me when I first see Lucy on my #ER rewatch: